~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Cwtchseeker]

Well, it is fun to hit them with a stick, so there's that.

Also has a stick for exactly that purpose… she calls it the Testicle Truncheon

 

[BrendaBear]

Also has a stick for exactly that purpose… she calls it the Testicle Truncheon

Only because he sent it to me. I didn't have need of it but he sent it anyway.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Only because he sent it to me. I didn't have need of it but he sent it anyway.

Previously used golf clubs instead but decided to use them for their original purpose

 

[BrendaBear]

Previously used golf clubs instead but decided to use them for their original purpose

He prefers hitting into the sand traps... apparently that appeals to his adventure feeling of traveling the great dunes.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

He prefers hitting into the sand traps... apparently that appeals to his adventure feeling of traveling the great dunes.

Prefers to take shots into the rough.. no idea why a round of shots useful in that part of the course but works for them..

 

[BrendaBear]

Prefers to take shots into the rough.. no idea why a round of shots useful in that part of the course but works for them..

He's not familiar with the idea that some women like it a little rough... he actually doesn't know any women.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

He's not familiar with the idea that some women like it a little rough... he actually doesn't know any women.

Sleeps on sheets of sandpaper, so they can be a little rough all the time

 

[BrendaBear]

Sleeps on sheets of sandpaper, so they can be a little rough all the time

He doesn’t ever actually sleep. He is the opposite of a vampire, in that he only operates when the sun is shining and goes dormant when the sun goes down.

 

[SimonSex]

Sells popsicle stick thumb pianos at area flea markets on weekends.

 

[BrendaBear]

Sells popsicle stick thumb pianos at area flea markets on weekends.

He has a secret desire to climb Mt Everest, but doesn’t like the cold. He is waiting for it to warm up.

 

[TXRafe]

He has a secret desire to climb Mt Everest, but doesn’t like the cold. He is waiting for it to warm up.

dm'ed me that she wants to "climb me like a tree" but is waiting for me to warm up

 

[BrendaBear]

dm'ed me that she wants to "climb me like a tree" but is waiting for me to warm up

. Is that so unreasonable??? Your “branch” is strong enough to stand on, right?

 

[TXRafe]

. Is that so unreasonable??? Your “branch” is strong enough to stand on, right?

isnt actually questioning the sustainability and firmness of my branch, is she?!

 

[BrendaBear]

isnt actually questioning the sustainability and firmness of my branch, is she?!

He has been dying to show me the quality of his wood. But I don’t think he means what I think he should mean….

 

[TXRafe]

He has been dying to show me the quality of his wood. But I don’t think he means what I think he should mean….

how much wood would a brendabear suck if a brendabear could suck wood...or something like that

 

[Hornymwtxn]

how much wood would a brendabear suck if a brendabear could suck wood...or something like that

Knows exactly how many licks it takes to get to the center

 

[BrendaBear]

how much wood would a brendabear suck if a brendabear could suck wood...or something like that

He claims to want to know… but never actually asks… weird, right?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He claims to want to know… but never actually asks… weird, right?

Has not only hardwood flooring but also hardwood ceilings

 

[Scarred65]

Has not only hardwood flooring but also hardwood ceilings

Longs to return to his padded cell.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Longs to return to his padded cell.

Longs to share it with them

 

[BrendaBear]

Longs to share it with them

Likes to see long things.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Longs to return to his padded cell.

Not scarred at all
just scared of being ignored

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Likes to see long things.

Not scarred at all
just scared of being ignored

Are currently locked in an arm wrestling competition... but with mannequin arms. The stakes are high and the bets even higher!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Are currently locked in an arm wrestling competition... but with mannequin arms. The stakes are high and the bets even higher!

Wishes she was jelly wrestling again…

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Are currently locked in an arm wrestling competition... but with mannequin arms. The stakes are high and the bets even higher!

She's the bookie
Always takes her cut