~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[TXRafe]

He has a secret desire to climb Mt Everest, but doesn’t like the cold. He is waiting for it to warm up.

dm'ed me that she wants to "climb me like a tree" but is waiting for me to warm up

 

[BrendaBear]

dm'ed me that she wants to "climb me like a tree" but is waiting for me to warm up

. Is that so unreasonable??? Your “branch” is strong enough to stand on, right?

 

[TXRafe]

. Is that so unreasonable??? Your “branch” is strong enough to stand on, right?

isnt actually questioning the sustainability and firmness of my branch, is she?!

 

[BrendaBear]

isnt actually questioning the sustainability and firmness of my branch, is she?!

He has been dying to show me the quality of his wood. But I don’t think he means what I think he should mean….

 

[TXRafe]

He has been dying to show me the quality of his wood. But I don’t think he means what I think he should mean….

how much wood would a brendabear suck if a brendabear could suck wood...or something like that

 

[Hornymwtxn]

how much wood would a brendabear suck if a brendabear could suck wood...or something like that

Knows exactly how many licks it takes to get to the center

 

[BrendaBear]

how much wood would a brendabear suck if a brendabear could suck wood...or something like that

He claims to want to know… but never actually asks… weird, right?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He claims to want to know… but never actually asks… weird, right?

Has not only hardwood flooring but also hardwood ceilings

 

[Scarred65]

Has not only hardwood flooring but also hardwood ceilings

Longs to return to his padded cell.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Longs to return to his padded cell.

Longs to share it with them

 

[BrendaBear]

Longs to share it with them

Likes to see long things.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Longs to return to his padded cell.

Not scarred at all
just scared of being ignored

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Likes to see long things.

Not scarred at all
just scared of being ignored

Are currently locked in an arm wrestling competition... but with mannequin arms. The stakes are high and the bets even higher!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Are currently locked in an arm wrestling competition... but with mannequin arms. The stakes are high and the bets even higher!

Wishes she was jelly wrestling again…

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Are currently locked in an arm wrestling competition... but with mannequin arms. The stakes are high and the bets even higher!

She's the bookie
Always takes her cut

 

[cactusjack0584]

She's the bookie
Always takes her cut

He’s the enforcer for the ones that don’t pay their lost bets back

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Wishes she was jelly wrestling again…

She's the bookie
Always takes her cut

Currently working on the match these two requested: Jelly Wrestling. But, with monsters made from jelly. It's going to take some time to draw in a crowd

 

[cactusjack0584]

Currently working on the match these two requested: Jelly Wrestling. But, with monsters made from jelly. It's going to take some time to draw in a crowd

She would actually rather us jelly wrestle naked… and honestly, I’d be down

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She would actually rather us jelly wrestle naked… and honestly, I’d be down

Lies Jack where are the lies

Hates being naked. Anytime he posts scandalous photos, he uses AI to remove his clothes for him. How does AI get his butt just right

 

[cactusjack0584]

Lies Jack where are the lies

Hates being naked. Anytime he posts scandalous photos, he uses AI to remove his clothes for him. How does AI get his butt just right

Lots and lots of money… from running guns…

Wants us to wrestle so she can tag in for @Hornymwtxn

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Lots and lots of money… from running guns…

Wants us to wrestle so she can tag in for @Hornymwtxn

Wait... you created the technology to give guns little legs so they can run

 

[cactusjack0584]

Wait... you created the technology to give guns little legs so they can run

Yes I race them…

Bets on the gun races

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Yes I race them…

Bets on the gun races

He superglues rubber ducks on top of all the guns to look like the jockeys for the races

 

[cactusjack0584]

He superglues rubber ducks on top of all the guns to look like the jockeys for the races

She tried to convince me to use dildos but they were to floppy and the guns kept falling over and shooting random bystanders

 

[TXRafe]

He superglues rubber ducks on top of all the guns to look like the jockeys for the races

suggested he use live chicks from tractor supply but the idea was quickly rebuffed by her more healthy friends