~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Chloe_Harper]

Tried to lick the gluey dildos and ended up stuck
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Is convinced that is she licks @Sammysub07's tongue it will help unstick it from the dildos.

The boys all have their lotion on standby.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Is convinced that is she licks @Sammysub07's tongue it will help unstick it from the dildos.

The boys all have their lotion on standby.

Has a lotion-selling side business and always seems to be in the right place at the right time

 

[TXRafe]

Is convinced that is she licks @Sammysub07's tongue it will help unstick it from the dildos.

The boys all have their lotion on standby.

knows that youre supposed to use water based lube because the chemicals in the lotion can cause desensitizing

 

[Chloe_Harper]

knows that youre supposed to use water based lube because the chemicals in the lotion can cause desensitizing

Where is the eyeroll reaction

He read that in an article, but doesnt actually use lube. He thinks its icky

Has a lotion-selling side business and always seems to be in the right place at the right time

Helped me to develop the app to know where to be and when

 

[cactusjack0584]

knows that youre supposed to use water based lube because the chemicals in the lotion can cause desensitizing

Always wants to feel EVERYTHING when using a dildo

 

[shybutobscene]

Always wants to feel EVERYTHING when using a dildo

Once made the mistake of thinking his dildo was his seeing eye stick. Looked very awkward in public finding his way around.

 

[HollyS]

Always wants to feel EVERYTHING when using a dildo

Has marketed his cactus dildo design to twenty companies so far, without success. He's not giving up!

 

[BrendaBear]

Has marketed his cactus dildo design to twenty companies so far, without success. He's not giving up!

She owns half those companies, and has been sitting in her office, laughing her ass off at his lack of success.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has marketed his cactus dildo design to twenty companies so far, without success. He's not giving up!

I mean tentacle dildos sell fantastically so…..

Would not return the prototype I sent her

 

[TXRafe]

I mean tentacle dildos sell fantastically so…..

Would not return the prototype I sent her

was just hoping the items were used

 

[cactusjack0584]

was just hoping the items were used

Knows they were… he was videoing outside @HollyS ’s window

 

[UnquietDreams]

Knows they were… he was videoing outside @HollyS ’s window

His real name is FungusAntonio.

 

[cactusjack0584]

His real name is FungusAntonio.

His name is mushroom-head licks-a-lot

 

[Chloe_Harper]

His real name is FungusAntonio.

He says he's bad at Lit, but really he owns Lit. He knows exactly what he's doing. And he accepts all the DMs you have about why there aren't more reaction options for posts!

 

[BrendaBear]

He says he's bad at Lit, but really he owns Lit. He knows exactly what he's doing. And he accepts all the DMs you have about why there aren't more reaction options for posts!

She has been asking for a dildo shaped emoticon for reactions for months.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She has been asking for a dildo shaped emoticon for reactions for months.

And the eyeroll.

She wants the peach emoji as a reaction because she thinks butts are the perfect reaction to practically anything

 

[Scarred65]

And the eyeroll.

She wants the peach emoji as a reaction because she thinks butts are the perfect reaction to practically anything

Gave a Ted Talk about how Butt emojis affect space/time

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Gave a Ted Talk about how Butt emojis affect space/time

Uses my Ted Talk as pick up lines on the ladies. He doesn't get the nuance of the topic quite right, so, so far, it's a swing and a miss

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Uses my Ted Talk as pick up lines on the ladies. He doesn't get the nuance of the topic quite right, so, so far, it's a swing and a miss

Is already working on her next Ted Talk about how the butt is a vacuum

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Is already working on her next Ted Talk about how the butt is a vacuum

Works as qc at dyson

 

[Sammysub07]

Is already working on her next Ted Talk about how the butt is a vacuum

Oohh I volunteer as a medical expert for the Ted talk!

Wants to participate for the demonstration

 

[Scarred65]

Oohh I volunteer as a medical expert for the Ted talk!

Wants to participate for the demonstration

Should I?
Ok
Her butt is a vacuum.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Oohh I volunteer as a medical expert for the Ted talk!

Wants to participate for the demonstration

Is an expert in the field of delayed satisfaction

 

[Sammysub07]

Is an expert in the field of delayed satisfaction

Is an expert in making brat halos for Lit Brats. Advertises in Vegas wearing candy costumes

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Is an expert in making brat halos for Lit Brats. Advertises in Vegas wearing candy costumes

Tries her best to disprove what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas sloga