kathyisgr65
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Has the largest Known collection of 80s porn star pubic bathroom mats
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Has the largest Known collection of 80s porn star pubic bathroom mats
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BrendaBear
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Is obsessed with whoever John Holmes is (I don't know, and I truly don't care).
Hornymwtxn
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Prefers that blue dragon anyways
BrendaBear
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Any mention of @Azuldrgon gets him worked up in to a tizzy! He starts running around the room like a wound up puppy screaming "Blue Dragon! Blue Dragon!" and no one knows why.
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I thought these were supposed to be lies!! Lol
BrendaBear has a puppy named Blue Dragon. She calls him Bluey.
kathyisgr65
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(Giggling)
Azuldrgon
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Loves it when I pull the Beetlejuice gag.....except you only said it twice.
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She giggles because her laugh is weirder than Horshack's
HollyS
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Is actually a teenage boy, but wants everyone to think he's older so uses references to 'John Holmes' and 'Horshak.'
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Was the director when Happy Days jumped the shark
BrendaBear
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He was wearing the shark costume. He is very skilled at holding his breath.
Chloe_Harper
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She likes to shark people. That's when she sneakily does the Jaws music as she sneaks up on someone, then yanks their top down. Then she yells "you just got sharked!"
BrendaBear
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The last time I did that to her, she kissed me and dragged me into an empty room… and I am not even going to talk about the legos…
HollyS
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Now keeps a set of Legos on hand, just in case!
Jaws82
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Specializes in erotic legos
shybutobscene
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Developed line of Lego kits that can be assembled into sex toys
Hornymwtxn
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Developes and markets machines and a clothing line that uses lego sex toys.
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He is their number one customer.
Chloe_Harper
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She didn't want to talk about the Legos because she's still speechless about everything I built out of them. She doesn't have the words. I'll build her the words!!!
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She was the shark tank investor that provided the funding
Chloe_Harper
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Thought shark tank investors were people you went to discuss how to invest in more home shark tanks.
AlwaysDancing
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Went to swim with actually sharks … but was sad to learn that blue mako sharks swimming in the Red Sea did not make purple mako sharks.
Chloe_Harper
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He wouldn't come with me. The only shark he wanted to be near was the giant, body-pillow sized shark he has at home. It clashes with everything he has, but don't tell him that
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