~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[HollyS]

She giggles because her laugh is weirder than Horshack's

Is actually a teenage boy, but wants everyone to think he's older so uses references to 'John Holmes' and 'Horshak.'

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Is actually a teenage boy, but wants everyone to think he's older so uses references to 'John Holmes' and 'Horshak.'

Was the director when Happy Days jumped the shark

 

[BrendaBear]

Was the director when Happy Days jumped the shark

He was wearing the shark costume. He is very skilled at holding his breath.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

He was wearing the shark costume. He is very skilled at holding his breath.

She likes to shark people. That's when she sneakily does the Jaws music as she sneaks up on someone, then yanks their top down. Then she yells "you just got sharked!"

 

[BrendaBear]

She likes to shark people. That's when she sneakily does the Jaws music as she sneaks up on someone, then yanks their top down. Then she yells "you just got sharked!"

The last time I did that to her, she kissed me and dragged me into an empty room… and I am not even going to talk about the legos…

 

[HollyS]

The last time I did that to her, she kissed me and dragged me into an empty room… and I am not even going to talk about the legos…

Now keeps a set of Legos on hand, just in case!

 

[Jaws82]

Now keeps a set of Legos on hand, just in case!

Specializes in erotic legos

 

[shybutobscene]

Specializes in erotic legos

Developed line of Lego kits that can be assembled into sex toys

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Developed line of Lego kits that can be assembled into sex toys

Developes and markets machines and a clothing line that uses lego sex toys.

 

[BrendaBear]

Developes and markets machines and a clothing line that uses lego sex toys.

He is their number one customer.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

He is their number one customer.

She didn't want to talk about the Legos because she's still speechless about everything I built out of them. She doesn't have the words. I'll build her the words!!!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He is their number one customer.

She was the shark tank investor that provided the funding

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She was the shark tank investor that provided the funding

Thought shark tank investors were people you went to discuss how to invest in more home shark tanks.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Thought shark tank investors were people you went to discuss how to invest in more home shark tanks.

Went to swim with actually sharks … but was sad to learn that blue mako sharks swimming in the Red Sea did not make purple mako sharks.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Went to swim with actually sharks … but was sad to learn that blue mako sharks swimming in the Red Sea did not make purple mako sharks.

He wouldn't come with me. The only shark he wanted to be near was the giant, body-pillow sized shark he has at home. It clashes with everything he has, but don't tell him that

 

[cactusjack0584]

He wouldn't come with me. The only shark he wanted to be near was the giant, body-pillow sized shark he has at home. It clashes with everything he has, but don't tell him that

Mistook some sharks as dolphins… and went swimming with them and was confused by all the people at the aquarium yelling at her to get out

 

[AlwaysDancing]

He wouldn't come with me. The only shark he wanted to be near was the giant, body-pillow sized shark he has at home. It clashes with everything he has, but don't tell him that

I have her on camera spinning around in circles with that body pillow screaming “ahhhhhh sharknado!”

 

[Sammysub07]

I have her on camera spinning around in circles with that body pillow screaming “ahhhhhh sharknado!”

Doesn’t like us jumping on the bed with his giant shark pillow!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Doesn’t like us jumping on the bed with his giant shark pillow!

Gets excited when you snuggle her boo—— I mean pillows

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Gets excited when you snuggle her boo—— I mean pillows

Hates snuggling. Of any kinda. Has tried to take @AlwaysDancing's giant shark away from us because seeing us snuggle with it makes him sick. Just sick!

 

[Sammysub07]

Gets excited when you snuggle her boo—— I mean pillows

Gets excited when he gets 1,000 cactus pillows delivered to his work. Doesn’t know what to say to his coworkers!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Hates snuggling. Of any kinda. Has tried to take @AlwaysDancing's giant shark away from us because seeing us snuggle with it makes him sick. Just sick!

Has named the shark pillow Jack… and does some inappropriate things with it…

Gets excited when he gets 1,000 cactus pillows delivered to his work. Doesn’t know what to say to his coworkers!

Sent them to me… and watched as they were delivered… she was naked for some reason?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Gets excited when he gets 1,000 cactus pillows delivered to his work. Doesn’t know what to say to his coworkers!

Once received white roses at work and threw them in the trash. “I told that prickly bastard I only want red!”

 

[cactusjack0584]

Once received white roses at work and threw them in the trash. “I told that prickly bastard I only want red!”

They were red… he made them white… no one wants to know how…

 

[Chloe_Harper]

They were red… he made them white… no one wants to know how…

Is now singing "Painting the Roses Red" but thinking about some lily white asses as he sings it