~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Sammysub07]

Wonders where those cards are?!?!!?

Probably between @Sammysub07’s boobs!

Supposed to be lies, Jack!! It’s common place to find things there

Busts us out of jail but can’t catch us because our shoes have unicorn brat magic!

 

[SmokingFap]

Supposed to be lies, Jack!! It’s common place to find things there

Busts us out of jail but can’t catch us because our shoes have unicorn brat magic!

Intentionally poofs the picture of her face just before I can see it.

What a brat!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Supposed to be lies, Jack!! It’s common place to find things there

Busts us out of jail but can’t catch us because our shoes have unicorn brat magic!

Lets me hide all kinds of things in her boobs. Including extra Unicorn brat magic! And my bubbles. Although, I need those now and she won't give them back

 

[TXRafe]

Supposed to be lies, Jack!! It’s common place to find things there

Busts us out of jail but can’t catch us because our shoes have unicorn brat magic!

the actual fuck is unicorn brat magic?! thinks throwing handfuls of glitter at jack and dancing while wearing a rainbow dildo strapped to her head makes her a magical tinkerbell unicorn.

 

[Sammysub07]

Lets me hide all kinds of things in her boobs. Including extra Unicorn brat magic! And my bubbles. Although, I need those now and she won't give them back

Oh! These bubbles?! Take out bubbles and pours them over my boobs! Sure hope those get out of jail free cards are okay now!

Tosses the brat magic at Chloe! Run! Keep it away from @cactusjack0584 and I’ll run in the other direction with the cards!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

My bubbles

I run with the magic @Sammysub07 tossed me while she ties Jack's shoelaces together. @TXRafe has taken chase though, determined to figure out wtf Unicorn brat magic is, no matter what

 

[Sammysub07]

My bubbles

I run with the magic @Sammysub07 tossed me while she ties Jack's shoelaces together. @TXRafe has taken chase though, determined to figure out wtf Unicorn brat magic is, no matter what

Meets me at free parking so we can steal all the extra cash on the board and buy lots and lots and lots off bubbles! We can pour them over Go! Then boys fall and can’t get back up!

 

[SmokingFap]

My bubbles

I run with the magic @Sammysub07 tossed me while she ties Jack's shoelaces together. @TXRafe has taken chase though, determined to figure out wtf Unicorn brat magic is, no matter what

After a long, arduous, and treacherous journey, Chloe finally comes face to face with the wise man, who tells her that unicorn brat magic was in her all along...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Meets me at free parking so we can steal all the extra cash on the board and buy lots and lots and lots off bubbles! We can pour them over Go! Then boys fall and can’t get back up!

Slip and slide brought our matching bikinis so we can slide right through Go and steal their $200

After a long, arduous, and treacherous journey, Chloe finally comes face to face with the wise man, who tells her that unicorn brat magic was in her all along...

Who knew that the wise old man would be such a handsome gentlemanly pervert. Wait... inside me all along... what did that pervert put inside me

 

[Sammysub07]

Slip and slide brought our matching bikinis so we can slide right through Go and steal their $200

Who knew that the wise old man would be such a handsome gentlemanly pervert. Wait... inside me all along... what did that pervert put inside me

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*carry on*

 

[SmokingFap]

Who knew that the wise old man would be such a handsome gentlemanly pervert. Wait... inside me all along... what did that pervert put inside me

Handsome gentlemanly pervert magic, of course.

 

[TXRafe]

Handsome gentlemanly pervert magic, of course.

believes pervert magic is the superior magic to unicorn brat magic...there can be only one

 

[Chloe_Harper]

believes pervert magic is the superior magic to unicorn brat magic...there can be only one

He knows better. Unicorn brat magic is superior! It's why he's soooo obsessed with the brats.

 

[Sammysub07]

He knows better. Unicorn brat magic is superior! It's why he's soooo obsessed with the brats.

Knows @AlwaysDancing can fix the pervert magic

Now there’s no confusion! Unicorn Brat Magic for the monopoly win! Brats RULE!

 

[BrendaBear]

Knows @AlwaysDancing can fix the perfect magic

Now there’s no confusion! Unicorn Brat Magic for the monopoly win! Brats RULE!

What she said!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Knows @AlwaysDancing can fix the pervert magic

Now there’s no confusion! Unicorn Brat Magic for the monopoly win! Brats RULE!

What she said!

With our combined powers of Unicorn Brat Magic, we've decided the world needs saving from pervert magic! Super Brats Unite!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

With our combined powers of Unicorn Brat Magic, we've decided the world needs saving from pervert magic! Super Brats Unite!

Is trying to take out the fun in the world by trying to eradicate pervert magic

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Is hoping for a pervert magic comeback.. bought all the spell books but didn’t realise they’re written in gibberish

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Is hoping for a pervert magic comeback.. bought all the spell books but didn’t realise they’re written in gibberish

Underestimates my ability to operate on the gibberish plane

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is hoping for a pervert magic comeback.. bought all the spell books but didn’t realise they’re written in gibberish

Doesn't realize it's not gibberish, it's a special brat language written in Lisa Frank glitter gel pens. Duh

 

[Sammysub07]

Underestimates my ability to operate on the gibberish plane

Not so sharp pervert tools must read gibberish only. English is too difficult
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[MischiefMakerAlways]

Not so sharp pervert tools must read gibberish only. English is too difficult
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Forgets that my ability to decipher gibberish is how I can communicate with her.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Forgets that my ability to decipher gibberish is how I can communicate with her.

He thinks he's communicating correctly, but @Sammysub07 and I giggle at his mistranslations all the time

 

[Sammysub07]

Forgets that my ability to decipher gibberish is how I can communicate with her.

I speak many languages!

forgets Gibberish is not one of them!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I speak many languages!

forgets Gibberish is not one of them!

Thinks I need words to communicate.