~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

Once upon a time...

This man wanted to grow to be a cowboy. He went out, traveled from ranch to ranch learning the ropes. Hopped on a horse, and never felt more right in the world. He learned how to herd up the cows and get them moving across those wide, expansive pastures. It was majestic, manly, and marvelous. Those cows, those long horns, they became a part of him, his soul. So, he took the long horns of a fallen bull and attached them to his cowboy hat, and rides like he's one of the herd.

And that, boys and girls is why he's *horny*
 
Once upon a time...

This man wanted to grow to be a cowboy. He went out, traveled from ranch to ranch learning the ropes. Hopped on a horse, and never felt more right in the world. He learned how to herd up the cows and get them moving across those wide, expansive pastures. It was majestic, manly, and marvelous. Those cows, those long horns, they became a part of him, his soul. So, he took the long horns of a fallen bull and attached them to his cowboy hat, and rides like he's one of the herd.

And that, boys and girls is why he's *horny*
Epic.
 
Could be that,
Or morel likely the sex stopped after she hit menopause.
....................

She became a stowaway on a trip to a desert island. Arrested before plane takes off.

Sent to gitmo instead
 
Could be that,
Or morel likely the sex stopped after she hit menopause.
....................

She became a stowaway on a trip to a desert island. Arrested before plane takes off.

Sent to gitmo instead
The cowboy, strong of heart and pure of mind, knew that this was his chance to do something like the cowboys of old. A damsel in distress taken by the law? Not on his watch. A strange whistle echoes through the air and a tumbleweed rolls by. This Horny Texan saddles up his horse and growls "time to ride"
 
Hearing theme song to rawhide in my mind rn
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Gives new meaning to the word pokey.
 
The Horny Texan realized he could not face the law on his own. Wandering into a random town, he came across two others, @Saltfountain and @SimonSex. Neither was really a cowboy, but, a damsel in distress? They set down their moonshine and saddled their horses. They tried making jokes with each other to pass the time, but their words couldn't find purchase. Ah well, maybe the damsel would save them once they saved her.
 
The Horny Texan realized he could not face the law on his own. Wandering into a random town, he came across two others, @Saltfountain and @SimonSex. Neither was really a cowboy, but, a damsel in distress? They set down their moonshine and saddled their horses. They tried making jokes with each other to pass the time, but their words couldn't find purchase. Ah well, maybe the damsel would save them once they saved her.
@Chloe_Harper, @Saltfountain & @Hornymwtxn sit around a campfire and reenact Blazing Saddles’ iconic scene.
 
The men took their adventure off the main road. One of them, let's call him @Saltfountain, questioned whether there was even a damsel to save. @SimonSex didn't question if there was a damsel, but rather if he wanted to save her. After all, the @Hornymwtxn looked so manly and strong. The Horny Texan carried on toward their destination though. This wasn't just about the damsel. He had a story to tell. His story.
 
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