~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Chloe_Harper]

She almost peed herself laughing... which resulted in her getting a serious spanking from the dancer.

She was laughing so hard at my punishment, the grapes in her mouth were machine gunning across the room

 

[BrendaBear]

She was laughing so hard at my punishment, the grapes in her mouth were machine gunning across the room

She enjoys pointing out my lack of self control, and sets me up to fail on purpose.

 

[Trubbycat]

Uses Grape Crush for body shots

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Uses Grape Crush for body shots

Actually goes by the name Trubbydog

 

[BrendaBear]

Actually goes by the name Trubbydog

When you are near him, you suddenly inexplicably notice a clean, fresh scent.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

When you are near him, you suddenly inexplicably notice a clean, fresh scent.

Has a collection of press on nails dating back 40 years

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Has a collection of press on nails dating back 40 years

Double that and it's his actual age

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Once upon a time...

This man wanted to grow to be a cowboy. He went out, traveled from ranch to ranch learning the ropes. Hopped on a horse, and never felt more right in the world. He learned how to herd up the cows and get them moving across those wide, expansive pastures. It was majestic, manly, and marvelous. Those cows, those long horns, they became a part of him, his soul. So, he took the long horns of a fallen bull and attached them to his cowboy hat, and rides like he's one of the herd.

And that, boys and girls is why he's *horny*

 

[SimonSex]

Once upon a time...

This man wanted to grow to be a cowboy. He went out, traveled from ranch to ranch learning the ropes. Hopped on a horse, and never felt more right in the world. He learned how to herd up the cows and get them moving across those wide, expansive pastures. It was majestic, manly, and marvelous. Those cows, those long horns, they became a part of him, his soul. So, he took the long horns of a fallen bull and attached them to his cowboy hat, and rides like he's one of the herd.

And that, boys and girls is why he's *horny*

Epic.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Could be that,
Or morel likely the sex stopped after she hit menopause.
....................

She became a stowaway on a trip to a desert island. Arrested before plane takes off.

Sent to gitmo instead

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Epic.

Could be that,
Or morel likely the sex stopped after she hit menopause.
....................

She became a stowaway on a trip to a desert island. Arrested before plane takes off.

Sent to gitmo instead

The cowboy, strong of heart and pure of mind, knew that this was his chance to do something like the cowboys of old. A damsel in distress taken by the law? Not on his watch. A strange whistle echoes through the air and a tumbleweed rolls by. This Horny Texan saddles up his horse and growls "time to ride"

 

[SimonSex]

She has diarrhoea of the keyboard this morning.

 

[Saltfountain]

His subtle yet witty username belies the complexity of his humour

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Hearing theme song to rawhide in my mind rn
................

Gives new meaning to the word pokey.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

The Horny Texan realized he could not face the law on his own. Wandering into a random town, he came across two others, @Saltfountain and @SimonSex. Neither was really a cowboy, but, a damsel in distress? They set down their moonshine and saddled their horses. They tried making jokes with each other to pass the time, but their words couldn't find purchase. Ah well, maybe the damsel would save them once they saved her.

 

[Saltfountain]

Apparently she thinks she's a damsel

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Fashions herself as Princess Leia

Galaxy hopping to save her from some really poor shooting storm troopers

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Apparently she thinks she's a damsel

He is the actual damsel and not even in distress just disrobed

 

[SimonSex]

The Horny Texan realized he could not face the law on his own. Wandering into a random town, he came across two others, @Saltfountain and @SimonSex. Neither was really a cowboy, but, a damsel in distress? They set down their moonshine and saddled their horses. They tried making jokes with each other to pass the time, but their words couldn't find purchase. Ah well, maybe the damsel would save them once they saved her.

@Chloe_Harper, @Saltfountain & @Hornymwtxn sit around a campfire and reenact Blazing Saddles’ iconic scene.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

@Chloe_Harper, @Saltfountain & @Hornymwtxn sit around a campfire and reenact Blazing Saddles’ iconic scene.

Brokeback mountain was based upon him

 

[SimonSex]

Brokeback mountain was based upon him

Can’t quit you, brah.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Can’t quit you, brah.

You are a hard habit to break

 

[Chloe_Harper]

The men took their adventure off the main road. One of them, let's call him @Saltfountain, questioned whether there was even a damsel to save. @SimonSex didn't question if there was a damsel, but rather if he wanted to save her. After all, the @Hornymwtxn looked so manly and strong. The Horny Texan carried on toward their destination though. This wasn't just about the damsel. He had a story to tell. His story.

 

[SimonSex]

Cut a sulphurous baked bean fart after penning that latest missive

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Cut a sulphurous baked bean fart after penning that latest missive

Thinks Stonehenge was just a porta potty