cactusjack0584
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Mistook some sharks as dolphins… and went swimming with them and was confused by all the people at the aquarium yelling at her to get out
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AlwaysDancing
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I have her on camera spinning around in circles with that body pillow screaming “ahhhhhh sharknado!”
Sammysub07
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Doesn’t like us jumping on the bed with his giant shark pillow!
cactusjack0584
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Gets excited when you snuggle her boo—— I mean pillows
Chloe_Harper
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Hates snuggling. Of any kinda. Has tried to take @AlwaysDancing's giant shark away from us because seeing us snuggle with it makes him sick. Just sick!Gets excited when you snuggle her boo—— I mean pillows
Sammysub07
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Gets excited when he gets 1,000 cactus pillows delivered to his work. Doesn’t know what to say to his coworkers!Gets excited when you snuggle her boo—— I mean pillows
cactusjack0584
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Has named the shark pillow Jack… and does some inappropriate things with it…
Gets excited when he gets 1,000 cactus pillows delivered to his work. Doesn’t know what to say to his coworkers!
Sent them to me… and watched as they were delivered… she was naked for some reason?
AlwaysDancing
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Once received white roses at work and threw them in the trash. “I told that prickly bastard I only want red!”Gets excited when he gets 1,000 cactus pillows delivered to his work. Doesn’t know what to say to his coworkers!
cactusjack0584
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They were red… he made them white… no one wants to know how…
Chloe_Harper
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Is now singing "Painting the Roses Red" but thinking about some lily white asses as he sings it
cactusjack0584
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She wants to be a rose… whenever I sing that song around her…
AlwaysDancing
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I like to cum on flowers. Its a form of pollination isn’t it?
And now for the lie that everyone knows is a lie.
Jack has never … ever … not even once … fucked a cactus.
Chloe_Harper
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He's fucked a cactus though. On his list of what you should and shouldn't fuck, he rated it as "well, that was fun, but probs don't need to do it again"
cactusjack0584
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Has a similar list but under cactus she wrote… best fuck EVER!
He misread who wrote that, it was his own list
Azuldrgon
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AlwaysDancing
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She’s working on Santa’s list for next year already. But she’s not terribly accurate and Santa will have to go over that thing eleven times.
cactusjack0584
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Has a blue dragon furry outfit subscriptionHas a blue dragon plushie subscription.
Chloe_Harper
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He gets so frustrated when he gets those confusing lists. What's a poor Santa to do
cactusjack0584
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Tried to edit the list but just listed every one as naughty but with a smilie face next to them
Chloe_Harper
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I thought it might help with the sorting
He thinks the naughty and nice list is determined by your Hogwarts House
cactusjack0584
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Insist all the people who wear the sorting had are naked…I thought it might help with the sorting
He thinks the naughty and nice list is determined by your Hogwarts House
Chloe_Harper
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He forgets the Scarf of Sexuality plays a big part in the sorting. That's why you have to be naked
cactusjack0584
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Asked me to tie her up with said scarf… I didn’t refuse at all…
Chloe_Harper
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He doesn't know how to tie any knots other than slip-knots... I got out of that scarf quickly
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