cactusjack0584
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She wants to be a rose… whenever I sing that song around her…
~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~
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AlwaysDancing
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I like to cum on flowers. Its a form of pollination isn’t it?
And now for the lie that everyone knows is a lie.
Jack has never … ever … not even once … fucked a cactus.
Chloe_Harper
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He's fucked a cactus though. On his list of what you should and shouldn't fuck, he rated it as "well, that was fun, but probs don't need to do it again"
cactusjack0584
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Has a similar list but under cactus she wrote… best fuck EVER!
He misread who wrote that, it was his own list
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AlwaysDancing
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She’s working on Santa’s list for next year already. But she’s not terribly accurate and Santa will have to go over that thing eleven times.
cactusjack0584
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Has a blue dragon furry outfit subscriptionHas a blue dragon plushie subscription.
Chloe_Harper
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He gets so frustrated when he gets those confusing lists. What's a poor Santa to do
cactusjack0584
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Tried to edit the list but just listed every one as naughty but with a smilie face next to them
Chloe_Harper
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I thought it might help with the sorting
He thinks the naughty and nice list is determined by your Hogwarts House
cactusjack0584
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Insist all the people who wear the sorting had are naked…I thought it might help with the sorting
He thinks the naughty and nice list is determined by your Hogwarts House
Chloe_Harper
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He forgets the Scarf of Sexuality plays a big part in the sorting. That's why you have to be naked
cactusjack0584
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Asked me to tie her up with said scarf… I didn’t refuse at all…
Chloe_Harper
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He doesn't know how to tie any knots other than slip-knots... I got out of that scarf quickly
cactusjack0584
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Is actually great with knots… you know navy vet and all…
Doesn’t realize I tied it poorly on purpose…
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Practices autoerotic asphyxiation daily. Mutters "Isadora" at point of climax
cactusjack0584
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Films it and sells it… making hundreds and hundreds of dollars…
Chloe_Harper
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It's monopoly dollars. And Jack takes all his share to build hotels on Park Place. He will win this game of monopoly this time!
cactusjack0584
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Refuses to get out of jail…. She likes being locked up…
Chloe_Harper
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Keeps loaded dice on hand to make sure all the little brats stay locked up, regardless of how we like it
cactusjack0584
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Hides all the get out of jail free cards down her panties… but doesn’t realize everyone wants to reach for them, but also doesn’t want her not locked up… it’s a perplexing dilemma
Sammysub07
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Sings lock us brats up and throw away the key
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He thinks I'm wearing panties
cactusjack0584
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Wonders where those cards are?!?!!?He thinks I'm wearing panties
Probably between @Sammysub07’s boobs!
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