~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Saltfountain]

Apparently she thinks she's a damsel

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Fashions herself as Princess Leia

Galaxy hopping to save her from some really poor shooting storm troopers

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Apparently she thinks she's a damsel

He is the actual damsel and not even in distress just disrobed

 

[SimonSex]

The Horny Texan realized he could not face the law on his own. Wandering into a random town, he came across two others, @Saltfountain and @SimonSex. Neither was really a cowboy, but, a damsel in distress? They set down their moonshine and saddled their horses. They tried making jokes with each other to pass the time, but their words couldn't find purchase. Ah well, maybe the damsel would save them once they saved her.

@Chloe_Harper, @Saltfountain & @Hornymwtxn sit around a campfire and reenact Blazing Saddles’ iconic scene.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

@Chloe_Harper, @Saltfountain & @Hornymwtxn sit around a campfire and reenact Blazing Saddles’ iconic scene.

Brokeback mountain was based upon him

 

[SimonSex]

Brokeback mountain was based upon him

Can’t quit you, brah.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Can’t quit you, brah.

You are a hard habit to break

 

[Chloe_Harper]

The men took their adventure off the main road. One of them, let's call him @Saltfountain, questioned whether there was even a damsel to save. @SimonSex didn't question if there was a damsel, but rather if he wanted to save her. After all, the @Hornymwtxn looked so manly and strong. The Horny Texan carried on toward their destination though. This wasn't just about the damsel. He had a story to tell. His story.

 

[SimonSex]

Cut a sulphurous baked bean fart after penning that latest missive

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Cut a sulphurous baked bean fart after penning that latest missive

Thinks Stonehenge was just a porta potty

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Cut a sulphurous baked bean fart after penning that latest missive

*sets down pen to pause my story* it took him 5 minutes to come up with a witty lie, but all that came to his mind were jokes about gas. *pats his head* I know it's hard when the sighing emoji was created because of you.

 

[SimonSex]

You’re a poopy pants!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

You’re a poopy pants!

Never questions why spongebob's pants are required or why they must be square

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Thinks Stonehenge was just a porta potty

You’re a poopy pants!

The humor beyond that of the bathroom is lost on these two. You would think "ah, they are just silly boys, that's normal" when in fact, they both have actually lost the part of their brains that combine smart with humor. Aka wit. Ah well, give them sympathetic head pats.

 

[Sammysub07]

*sets down pen to pause my story* it took him 5 minutes to come up with a witty lie, but all that came to his mind were jokes about gas. *pats his head* I know it's hard when the sighing emoji was created because of you.

Never a damsel to save! But a bestie riding side by side with across the vast ranches through Texas! @Hornymwtxn in awe as he follows along with everything needed to set up camp at our next destination! @SimonSex poopy pants is in charge of our comfort as we blaze trails and eat up land riding side by side! @AlwaysDancing our protection, @BrendaBear our fireside acoustic entertainment and I think another Texan @TXRafe might be in his way!

 

[Trubbycat]

Wishes we can elevate the conversation but giggles secretly at all the poppy talk

 

[Hornymwtxn]

The humor beyond that of the bathroom is lost on these two. You would think "ah, they are just silly boys, that's normal" when in fact, they both have actually lost the part of their brains that combine smart with humor. Aka wit. Ah well, give them sympathetic head pats.

Gives head pats and mercy bj's

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Wishes we can elevate the conversation but giggles secretly at all the poppy talk

Poppycock

Don't all you cats cover your shit?

 

[Sammysub07]

Wishes we can elevate the conversation but giggles secretly at all the poppy talk

No wonder there’s poopy talk! These men have wondered from fields of poppys, somehow unscathed!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

@Sammysub07 always knows just what a bestie needs, riding across the lands together. @Hornymwtxn was lassoed and pulled away by a devious @Trubbycat distracting him with pretty poppies.

The adventure ends with besties hand in hand. No damsels. No distress. And not a single cowboy in sight.

 

[SimonSex]

In her true signature elan and erudite form,
a scent, redolent of legumes prepared with fresh botanicals and a hint of molasses, nay - treacle, danced with an olfactory presence that only Hades on the river Styx might accurately procure. These things, in a blinding flash of noxious ether, made their way from betwixt her fine nether region derrière.

I alone survived to tell thee.

 

[Sammysub07]

In her true signature elan and erudite form,
a scent, redolent of legumes prepared with fresh botanicals and a hint of molasses, nay - treacle, danced with an olfactory presence that only Hades on the river Styx might accurately procure. These things, in a blinding flash of noxious ether, made their way from betwixt her fine nether region derrière.

I alone survived to tell thee.

Used ChatGPT to write his story of how he alone survived to tell thee

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Used ChatGPT to write his story of how he alone survived to tell thee

Uses ChatGPT to talk to NO ONE. She never uses ChatGPT. Not even for a giggle. She's just amazing all on her own all the damn time (that part, not a lie)

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Uses ChatGPT to talk to NO ONE. She never uses ChatGPT. Not even for a giggle. She's just amazing all on her own all the damn time (that part, not a lie)

Sleepovers with these 2 lead to a lot of scissoring

 

[Scarred65]

Sleepovers with these 2 lead to a lot of scissoring

Has the most comprehensive collection of 19th century Texas whorehouse pubic wigs.