He dances like a bee… a code only us with pervert magic can understand… also serves as a distraction to the brat magic pack since he’s doing it naked…
Does not hide his eyes from my naked distraction dance since he hears the flopping. What a weirdo
Runs straight to GO for more money where he lands in the slip and slide. Men. They just don’t learn
Is distracted by the fact that I’m all slippery… and wet…Runs straight to GO for more money where he lands in the slip and slide. Men. They just don’t learn
Realizes only too late that I now have nowhere to stash the money so I have to keep a firm grip of it all in my hands.
Doesn't realize that brats really aren't capable of enacting consequences
Doesn’t let go the eggo
What are consequences?!
My eggo!!
Is now running off with all the eggos and money, while I've gotten all the bubbles. A trail of glitter flying behind us from us spreading Unicorn brat magic to all the perverts!What are consequences?!
My eggo!!
Sprinkles brat magic over him and gets our Eggos back!
Can't cook a full English breakfast
I thought he was going to being me breakfast in bed. Orange juice, bacon, eggs, and a Pepsi. Is that so much to ask? Sheesh!
Thinks she's unique for wanting Pepsi with breakfast.
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His life has been a bummer since he stopped drinking Pepsi. He forgot that Pepsi is the elixir of the gods.Thinks she's unique for wanting Pepsi with breakfast.
(I used to love Pepsi and dry cereal when I was in college
Proof that all foreigners are weirdThinks she's unique for wanting Pepsi with breakfast.
(I used to love Pepsi and dry cereal when I was in college
…Especially the british…
Hangs out at all you can drink Pepsi buffets
Doesn't know that EVERY place of food in the US has all you can drink options (except for booze)
Thinks all you can drink buffets are cool but can't handle the alcoholic ones
Thinks Root Beer or Birch Beer are highly intoxicating
Doesn't do coke anymore.... only pepsi
