~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Doesn't do coke anymore.... only pepsi

Forgot this is supposed to be baseless lies

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Forgot this is supposed to be baseless lies

Wears 3/4 length shorts and a tie on his day off

 

[BrendaBear]

Wears 3/4 length shorts and a tie on his day off

Wears a three piece suit in his days off, just in case he needs to look impressive.

 

[Trubbycat]

Wears a three piece bra/panty/collar set made of Play-Doh (her leather needs dry cleaning) to wow them at Publix

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Wears a three piece bra/panty/collar set made of Play-Doh (her leather needs dry cleaning) to wow them at Publix

Cuts his jeans into underwear and two leggings. “Look,” he proclaims. “A three piece suit!”

 

[Trubbycat]

Was going to break dance but tripped on the cardboard

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Was going to break dance but tripped on the cardboard

Sold tickets to the gig but was a no show

 

[Trubbycat]

Split the take and partied

 

[cactusjack0584]

Split the take and partied

Split his pants… and also partied

 

[BrendaBear]

Split his pants… and also partied

Jack enjoys teasing women so much he sometimes forgets to follow through and give them what they crave.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Split his pants… and also partied

Splits peas to impress the ladies

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Jack enjoys teasing women so much he sometimes forgets to follow through and give them what they crave.

What she craves can't be supplied by one man

 

[BrendaBear]

What she craves can't be supplied by one man

He isn’t sure if it requires two women, or one of each, or just one woman can do it… just thinks one man isn’t enough.

 

[Scarred65]

He isn’t sure if it requires two women, or one of each, or just one woman can do it… just thinks one man isn’t enough.

Sings,
"Three women,
two men,
one of the other,
all getting head,
keep moving,
We'll all be merry and bright"
while cooking Pepsi fried breakfast.
Forgets the other verses.

 

[BrendaBear]

Sings,
"Three women,
two men,
one of the other,
all getting head,
keep moving,
We'll all be merry and bright"
while cooking Pepsi fried breakfast.
Forgets the other verses.

He keeps searching for my song on Spotify but can’t find it.

 

[Scarred65]

He keeps searching for my song on Spotify but can’t find it.

Has millions of bot written songs on Spotify, each containing a clue to find the Golden Hare.

 

[BrendaBear]

Has millions of bot written songs on Spotify, each containing a clue to find the Golden Hare.

Can’t plan any instruments. Someone told me he can’t even play the radio.

 

[SimonSex]

So poor when little, could not even afford to pay attention.

 

[cactusjack0584]

So poor when little, could not even afford to pay attention.

He thinks getting stoned is when a buddy hits you in the face with a rock

 

[BrendaBear]

He thinks getting stoned is when a buddy hits you in the face with a rock

I am very concerned that he might call people that hit him in the face with a rock, his “buddies”.

 

[Coyote100]

I am very concerned that he might call people that hit him in the face with a rock, his “buddies”.

She met Cactus Jack's buddies that are already wanted by the police and flirted with them.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Once stole a paddleboat, but was quickly apprehended due to peddling in circles.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Once stole a paddleboat, but was quickly apprehended due to peddling in circles.

Dreams about getting a paddling

 

[Sammysub07]

Dreams about getting a paddling

Dreams about having the chance to do the paddling. But you’re scared because in your dreams the paddle always gets stuck in your hand

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Dreams about having the chance to do the paddling. But you’re scared because in your dreams the paddle always gets stuck in your hand

Goes up shit creek without a paddle on the reg.

Flashes the girls to get rescued.