~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

Isn't eggcellent doing breakfast the morning after.

I thought he was going to being me breakfast in bed. Orange juice, bacon, eggs, and a Pepsi. Is that so much to ask? Sheesh!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I thought he was going to being me breakfast in bed. Orange juice, bacon, eggs, and a Pepsi. Is that so much to ask? Sheesh!

Thinks she's unique for wanting Pepsi with breakfast.

(I used to love Pepsi and dry cereal when I was in college )

 

[BrendaBear]

Thinks she's unique for wanting Pepsi with breakfast.

(I used to love Pepsi and dry cereal when I was in college )

His life has been a bummer since he stopped drinking Pepsi. He forgot that Pepsi is the elixir of the gods.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Thinks she's unique for wanting Pepsi with breakfast.

(I used to love Pepsi and dry cereal when I was in college )

Proof that all foreigners are weird

 

[BrendaBear]

Proof that all foreigners are weird

…Especially the british…

 

[English_guy_bkk]

…Especially the british…

Hangs out at all you can drink Pepsi buffets

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Hangs out at all you can drink Pepsi buffets

Doesn't know that EVERY place of food in the US has all you can drink options (except for booze)

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Doesn't know that EVERY place of food in the US has all you can drink options (except for booze)

Thinks all you can drink buffets are cool but can't handle the alcoholic ones

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Thinks all you can drink buffets are cool but can't handle the alcoholic ones

Thinks Root Beer or Birch Beer are highly intoxicating

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Thinks Root Beer or Birch Beer are highly intoxicating

Doesn't do coke anymore.... only pepsi

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Doesn't do coke anymore.... only pepsi

Forgot this is supposed to be baseless lies

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Forgot this is supposed to be baseless lies

Wears 3/4 length shorts and a tie on his day off

 

[BrendaBear]

Wears 3/4 length shorts and a tie on his day off

Wears a three piece suit in his days off, just in case he needs to look impressive.

 

[Trubbycat]

Wears a three piece bra/panty/collar set made of Play-Doh (her leather needs dry cleaning) to wow them at Publix

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Wears a three piece bra/panty/collar set made of Play-Doh (her leather needs dry cleaning) to wow them at Publix

Cuts his jeans into underwear and two leggings. “Look,” he proclaims. “A three piece suit!”

 

[Trubbycat]

Was going to break dance but tripped on the cardboard

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Was going to break dance but tripped on the cardboard

Sold tickets to the gig but was a no show

 

[Trubbycat]

Split the take and partied

 

[cactusjack0584]

Split the take and partied

Split his pants… and also partied

 

[BrendaBear]

Split his pants… and also partied

Jack enjoys teasing women so much he sometimes forgets to follow through and give them what they crave.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Split his pants… and also partied

Splits peas to impress the ladies

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Jack enjoys teasing women so much he sometimes forgets to follow through and give them what they crave.

What she craves can't be supplied by one man

 

[BrendaBear]

What she craves can't be supplied by one man

He isn’t sure if it requires two women, or one of each, or just one woman can do it… just thinks one man isn’t enough.

 

[Scarred65]

He isn’t sure if it requires two women, or one of each, or just one woman can do it… just thinks one man isn’t enough.

Sings,
"Three women,
two men,
one of the other,
all getting head,
keep moving,
We'll all be merry and bright"
while cooking Pepsi fried breakfast.
Forgets the other verses.

 

[BrendaBear]

Sings,
"Three women,
two men,
one of the other,
all getting head,
keep moving,
We'll all be merry and bright"
while cooking Pepsi fried breakfast.
Forgets the other verses.

He keeps searching for my song on Spotify but can’t find it.