~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

Has done terrible things with old Pepsi cans in her bed.

He secretly scratches the furniture when no one is looking, and blames the kitten.

 

[Trubbycat]

Sells her kitten scratched junk at craft sales

 

[BrendaBear]

Sells her kitten scratched junk at craft sales

Likes to tease me with stories of naughty doings at the kitty rescue.

 

[Trubbycat]

Transcribes my stories and uploads them to Lit as hers.

 

[BrendaBear]

Transcribes my stories and uploads them to Lit as hers.

I wouldn’t need to transcribe them, but he prefers to write in Klingon!

 

[Trubbycat]

naDev SoH. batlh maHegh!

 

[BrendaBear]

naDev SoH. batlh maHegh!

What? I can’t believe you would accuse me of that! I told you I didn’t know that lady… sheesh!

 

[SimonSex]

Drives an AMC Gremlin with curb feelers

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Drives an AMC Gremlin with curb feelers

Drives a Yugo with mag wheels that cost 10 times as much as the car.

 

[shybutobscene]

Drives a Yugo with mag wheels that cost 10 times as much as the car.

Has a phobia about making left turns and took 4x the time to get to work today due to a route that only makes right turns.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Plays tetris upside down

 

[Beardy_181]

Plays tetris upside down

Is actually an MW Toad from Missouri

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Is actually an MW Toad from Missouri

He is always in the "show me" state.

 

[lilmissdarling]

He is always in the "show me" state.

Waxes his entire body because he thinks he can fuck a little faster.

 

[Scarred65]

Waxes his entire body because he thinks he can fuck a little faster.

Once used a bit too much baby oil with txn. Fastest fuck ever.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Waxes his entire body because he thinks he can fuck a little faster.

Goes into Pep boy's and buys all of the caruba.

Ay carumba

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Once used a bit too much baby oil with txn. Fastest fuck ever.

Well if you don't count your theater adventures with pee wee herman that is.

 

[BrendaBear]

Drives an AMC Gremlin with curb feelers

He left out the part about the big block chevy engine and the 4 speed manual because that stuff scares him.

Well if you don't count your theater adventures with pee wee herman that is.

He was the one that caused Pee Wee to get arrested... he was star struck and trying to get pics of pee wee's peepee.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He left out the part about the big block chevy engine and the 4 speed manual because that stuff scares him.


He was the one that caused Pee Wee to get arrested... he was star struck and trying to get pics of pee wee's peepee.

Was pee wee's agent.

Used the money on a 4 speed big block big wheel with shitty brakes.
Lucky to be alive

 

[BrendaBear]

Was pee wee's agent.

Used the money on a 4 speed big block big wheel with shitty brakes.
Lucky to be alive

It's supposed to be lies! Oh, well... I wasn't pee wee's agent so you're covered.


Once ran for mayor of a major city but lost because he wasn't sleazy enough. He's been trying to sleep around more ever since.

 

[cactusjack0584]

It's supposed to be lies! Oh, well... I wasn't pee wee's agent so you're covered.


Once ran for mayor of a major city but lost because he wasn't sleazy enough. He's been trying to sleep around more ever since.

Offered so many different ways for @Hornymwtxn to dirty their name…
She has an exhaustive list…

 

[BrendaBear]

Offered so many different ways for @Hornymwtxn to dirty their name…
She has an exhaustive list…

He knows all about my dirty list... he inspired most of that. Sheesh!

 

[cactusjack0584]

He knows all about my dirty list... he inspired most of that. Sheesh!

She based a lot of the list on our kinky adventures

 

[Hornymwtxn]

She based a lot of the list on our kinky adventures

Cactus and bear share and explore the same bdsm kinks

 

[cactusjack0584]

Cactus and bear share and explore the same bdsm kinks

Lies…. Remember?

Plays with a toy cactus and bear… and makes them smooch each other…