crazychemgirl
another rabid heifer
- Joined
- Jul 9, 2012
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Rubs ketchup on his head and walks around with French fries asking girls if they want a dip.Damm it I wanted tacos
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Rubs ketchup on his head and walks around with French fries asking girls if they want a dip.Damm it I wanted tacos
Doesnt like fries just wants to lick up ketchupRubs ketchup on his head and walks around with French fries asking girls if they want a dip.
Only ever eats once french fry per day.@crazychemgirl Randomly has multiple French fries with ketchup…
Eats French fries with her kindergarten painted red toe nailsOnly ever eats once french fry per day.
He is just jealous because he isn’t even remotely flexible. When he sits down, it looks like someone playing with a Ken dollEats French fries with her kindergarten painted red toe nails
Has disturbing fantasies about Ken Dolls… and they’re all bald?!?!!!He is just jealous because he isn’t even remotely flexible. When he sits down, it looks like someone playing with a Ken doll
Has weird dreams all involving meHas disturbing fantasies about Ken Dolls… and they’re all bald?!?!!!
She keeps sticking one of my cold pepsi cans in my bed because it makes her laugh when I freak.Has weird dreams all involving me
He secretly scratches the furniture when no one is looking, and blames the kitten.Has done terrible things with old Pepsi cans in her bed.
Likes to tease me with stories of naughty doings at the kitty rescue.Sells her kitten scratched junk at craft sales
I wouldn’t need to transcribe them, but he prefers to write in Klingon!Transcribes my stories and uploads them to Lit as hers.
What? I can’t believe you would accuse me of that! I told you I didn’t know that lady… sheesh!naDev SoH. batlh maHegh!
Drives a Yugo with mag wheels that cost 10 times as much as the car.Drives an AMC Gremlin with curb feelers
Has a phobia about making left turns and took 4x the time to get to work today due to a route that only makes right turns.Drives a Yugo with mag wheels that cost 10 times as much as the car.
Is actually an MW Toad from MissouriPlays tetris upside down
He is always in the "show me" state.Is actually an MW Toad from Missouri
Waxes his entire body because he thinks he can fuck a little faster.He is always in the "show me" state.
Once used a bit too much baby oil with txn. Fastest fuck ever.Waxes his entire body because he thinks he can fuck a little faster.