~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[TXRafe]

Didn't use *quite* enough lube on that strap-on before giving Rafe the tush push.

 

[Jaws82]

is about to be called for illegal touching on her tight end

Bribed the ref

 

[Sammysub07]

Didn't use *quite* enough lube on that strap-on before giving Rafe the tush push.

Rafe requested a review for a foul but was denied by the ref! Lube wasn’t required

is about to be called for illegal touching on her tight end

You’re right..the penalty was inches..shrinkage occurred

 

[Jaws82]

Rafe requested a review for a foul but was denied by the ref! Lube wasn’t required

You’re right..the penalty was inches..shrinkage occurred

Misunderstood the job application for "head coach" immediate position to fill

 

[HollyS]

Misunderstood the job application for "head coach" immediate position to fill

Upon noticing the misunderstanding, immediately unzipped and played along.

 

[Jaws82]

Upon noticing the misunderstanding, immediately unzipped and played along.

Wrote the advert

 

[GrimmZombie]

Has stolen a lot of items from Amazon Prime

 

[BrendaBear]

Has stolen a lot of items from Amazon Prime

He was shocked at the level of complete absurdity flying on this thread.

 

[Sammysub07]

He was shocked at the level of complete absurdity flying on this thread.

Was aghast when she stared at the most recent posts!!! All of this sexual football talk made her head spin!

 

[BrendaBear]

She’s so cute! She thinks I know what football is.

 

[TXRafe]

She’s so cute! She thinks I know what football is.

loves talking sportsball...its the sole reason she came running when @Chloe_Harper @ ed her...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

loves talking sportsball...its the sole reason she came running when @Chloe_Harper @ ed her...

he likes to pretend he likes talking sportsball. Really, he just loves juggling balls.... sports balls

 

[TXRafe]

he likes to pretend he likes talking sportsball. Really, he just loves juggling balls.... sports balls

now say that to me without the balls in your mouth

 

[Hornymwtxn]

he likes to pretend he likes talking sportsball. Really, he just loves juggling balls.... sports balls

Her sports bras have extra room for balls

 

[Chloe_Harper]

now say that to me without the balls in your mouth

but you gave me these gumballs! the were my reward! meanie butt

 

[Justabaldguy70]

but you gave me these gumballs! the were my reward! meanie butt

Chewed the gumballs and puts them back into her bra

 

[TXRafe]

but you gave me these gumballs! the were my reward! meanie butt

ISN'T such a GOOD girl

FIFM

 

[GrimmZombie]

but you gave me these gumballs! the were my reward! meanie butt

She is master manipulator and loves to steal money from weak men.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

She is master manipulator and loves to steal money from weak men.

Fills his shoes with mayonnaise and goes for a 15 miles run

 

[BrendaBear]

Fills his shoes with mayonnaise and goes for a 15 miles run

Has an obsession with mayo. He claims it is only because it is easier to clean up than mustard or ketchup

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Has an obsession with mayo. He claims it is only because it is easier to clean up than mustard or ketchup

trims her toe nails with her teeth, impressive flexibility

 

[BrendaBear]

trims her toe nails with her teeth, impressive flexibility

He worships my beautiful red toe nails. Asks for permission to kiss them all the time.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

He worships my beautiful red toe nails. Asks for permission to kiss them all the time.

Her painted toe nails looks like a kindergartens finger painting

 

[BrendaBear]

Her painted toe nails looks like a kindergartens finger painting

I paid extra for that level of artistry. He was just mad because I could have bought him a couple tacos instead.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

I paid extra for that level of artistry. He was just mad because I could have bought him a couple tacos instead.

Damm it I wanted tacos