~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Justabaldguy70]

Has eaten more wieners than Joey Chestnut

His chin hit more balls than Hank Aaron’s bat ️

 

[Hornymwtxn]

His chin hit more balls than Hank Aaron’s bat ️

He was the first one to nickname him hammering hank.

 

[BrendaBear]

He was the first one to nickname him hammering hank.

Has invested heavily in horseshoes because he figures people are going to get sick of cars and go back to riding horse…. And also because they are good luck.

 

[Trubbycat]

Loved the Flintstones so much she took the wheels off her car and ran everywhere

 

[BrendaBear]

Loved the Flintstones so much she took the wheels off her car and ran everywhere

He actually lived during the time the Flintstones was based on. But didn’t have a dinosaur as a dog, that is just silly.

 

[HollyS]

He actually lived during the time the Flintstones was based on. But didn’t have a dinosaur as a dog, that is just silly.

Occasionally wears a bone in her hair.

 

[TXRafe]

Occasionally wears a bone in her hair.

likes to keep her bone...not in her hair...

 

[BrendaBear]

likes to keep her bone...not in her hair...

Has a bone to pick with me, but isn’t sure how to address it…

 

[TXRafe]

Has a bone to pick with me, but isn’t sure how to address it…

you literally told me to send it to your bed, right now...

 

[Trubbycat]

Has a thriving side hustle making bone shaped sex toys

 

[HollyS]

Has a thriving side hustle making bone shaped sex toys

Offered to let Brenda use his bone for her hair.

 

[Trubbycat]

Stole my bone from Brenda

 

[BrendaBear]

Stole my bone from Brenda

He's planning on taking his frustration out on me later... but he'll fall asleep soon so I'm fine...

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He's planning on taking his frustration out on me later... but he'll fall asleep soon so I'm fine...

Fakes not having an orgasm so partners end up trying harder

 

[BrendaBear]

Fakes not having an orgasm so they end up trying harder

It's supposed to be lies!!! Oh... wait.... it was a lie.... yeah... wink wink...

 

[cactusjack0584]

It's supposed to be lies!!! Oh... wait.... it was a lie.... yeah... wink wink...

Is actively using smelling salts on @Hornymwtxn to keep them awake…

 

[BrendaBear]

Is actively using smelling salts on @Hornymwtxn to keep them awake…

He thinks I'm so dull that I put men to sleep... so he calls me to go out so he can solve his insomnia.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He thinks I'm so dull that I put men to sleep... so he calls me to go out so he can solve his insomnia.

Sharpest spoon in the set.

 

[BrendaBear]

Sharpest spoon in the set.

Wait… is this the insult thread or the lie thread?

He was the inspiration for the Python sketch about paying for an argument.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Wait… is this the insult thread or the lie thread?

He was the inspiration for the Python sketch about paying for an argument.

Sorry wasn't thinking straight
.....................................

She isn't a fan of the BBC

 

[HollyS]

Sorry wasn't thinking straight
.....................................

She isn't a fan of the BBC

Comes back so we can taunt him a second time.

 

[SimonSex]

Brings a pocket abacus to every restaurant.

 

[HollyS]

Brings a pocket abacus to every restaurant.

Holds my abacus because I have no pockets!

 

[SimonSex]

Never pays for lunch. Never!! But it’s cool coz she just eats a side salad and doesn’t finish it.

 

[BrendaBear]

Never pays for lunch. Never!! But it’s cool coz she just eats a side salad and doesn’t finish it.

He is still upset I got the Gremlin joke and turned it around.