~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[HollyS]

Has a thriving side hustle making bone shaped sex toys

Offered to let Brenda use his bone for her hair.

 

[Trubbycat]

Stole my bone from Brenda

 

[BrendaBear]

Stole my bone from Brenda

He's planning on taking his frustration out on me later... but he'll fall asleep soon so I'm fine...

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He's planning on taking his frustration out on me later... but he'll fall asleep soon so I'm fine...

Fakes not having an orgasm so partners end up trying harder

 

[BrendaBear]

Fakes not having an orgasm so they end up trying harder

It's supposed to be lies!!! Oh... wait.... it was a lie.... yeah... wink wink...

 

[cactusjack0584]

It's supposed to be lies!!! Oh... wait.... it was a lie.... yeah... wink wink...

Is actively using smelling salts on @Hornymwtxn to keep them awake…

 

[BrendaBear]

Is actively using smelling salts on @Hornymwtxn to keep them awake…

He thinks I'm so dull that I put men to sleep... so he calls me to go out so he can solve his insomnia.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He thinks I'm so dull that I put men to sleep... so he calls me to go out so he can solve his insomnia.

Sharpest spoon in the set.

 

[BrendaBear]

Sharpest spoon in the set.

Wait… is this the insult thread or the lie thread?

He was the inspiration for the Python sketch about paying for an argument.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Wait… is this the insult thread or the lie thread?

He was the inspiration for the Python sketch about paying for an argument.

Sorry wasn't thinking straight
.....................................

She isn't a fan of the BBC

 

[HollyS]

Sorry wasn't thinking straight
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She isn't a fan of the BBC

Comes back so we can taunt him a second time.

 

[SimonSex]

Brings a pocket abacus to every restaurant.

 

[HollyS]

Brings a pocket abacus to every restaurant.

Holds my abacus because I have no pockets!

 

[SimonSex]

Never pays for lunch. Never!! But it’s cool coz she just eats a side salad and doesn’t finish it.

 

[BrendaBear]

Never pays for lunch. Never!! But it’s cool coz she just eats a side salad and doesn’t finish it.

He is still upset I got the Gremlin joke and turned it around.

 

[smtst5]

He is still upset I got the Gremlin joke and turned it around.

Much like a gremlin, don’t get her wet after midnight

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Much like a gremlin, don’t get her wet after midnight

Much like Cinderella has to be home before midnight with the proper footwear

 

[cactusjack0584]

Doesn’t peel bananas before he eats them, just bites right in

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Doesn’t peel bananas before he eats them, just bites right in

Does same with coconuts

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Does same with coconuts

Eats the outer shell of the coconut and throws the inside away

 

[SimonSex]

His taco truck only serves items bought from Safeway or Piggly Wiggly and outsells all others

 

[BrendaBear]

His taco truck only serves items bought from Safeway or Piggly Wiggly and outsells all others

Follows around the local roach coach (food truck) around town because he loves “fine cuisine”.

 

[SimonSex]

Harbors a desire to measure spark plug gaps of Litster’s hot rods.

 

[BrendaBear]

He still hasn’t learned how to drive anything with a clutch… claims they are too girly for him.

 

[MindYaBitness]

She abhors kittens