~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Hornymwtxn]

Loves to make jokes about my AMC Gremlin because he is terrified of the awesomeness of my AMX.

Lies… I have a Jeep, not an AMC

Her wrangler is hard to find in the parking lots.
Camouflage

 

[BrendaBear]

He used camouflage body paint all over his body except his dick so people would pay more attention to it.

 

[SimonSex]

Voted “Most Likely To Succeed”. In Juvie.

 

[BrendaBear]

Voted “Most Likely To Succeed”. In Juvie.

He was trying to vote me most likely to conceive, but failed in his quest.

 

[SimonSex]

He was trying to vote me most likely to conceive, but failed in his quest.

True. I can’t conceive of that for some reason.

Was the inventor of the foroon, which never garnered the fame of the spork.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He was trying to vote me most likely to conceive, but failed in his quest.

Thinks the immaculate conception was a football play by Franco Harris

 

[SimonSex]

Thinks the immaculate conception was a football play by Franco Harris

Duh. It was Dwight Clark.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. This thread is fun, creative and y’all are the reason for that. ‘Preciate you.

 

[BrendaBear]

Was the inventor of the foroon, which never garnered the fame of the spork.

That really cracked me up. Nice!

*** carry on, my fiendish friends! ***

 

[SimonSex]

That really cracked me up. Nice!

*** carry on, my fiendish friends! ***

I blame Larceny bourbon for my antics.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Duh. It was Dwight Clark.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. This thread is fun, creative and y’all are the reason for that. ‘Preciate you.

Thinks the catch was a fishing show on some cable network.

Fun thread. Lot of laughs. Thanks y'all

 

[SimonSex]

Thinks “We Shall Overcome” is the bukkake anthem.

 

[BrendaBear]

Thinks the catch was a fishing show on some cable network.

Thinks “fishing” is what he does at the supermarket when he wipes tuna cans off the shelf towards his cart, like some kind of giant kitty.

 

[BrendaBear]

Thinks “We Shall Overcome” is the bukkake anthem.

Thinks bukkake is a technique for baking cookies using a bic lighter.

Wait.. that’s what I think… nevermind.

 

[SimonSex]

Converted her high school saxophone into a water bong. Named it “Kenny WEEEEEE”

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Thinks bukkake is a technique for baking cookies using a bic lighter.

Wait.. that’s what I think… nevermind.

Likes to get baked and play her guitar upside down and behind her back

 

[BrendaBear]

Converted her high school saxophone into a water bong. Named it “Kenny WEEEEEE”

I tried to learn the clarinet, and I sucked at it. No wind instruments for me.

He still thinks the instrument is called a sexy phone.

Likes to get baked and play her guitar upside down and behind her back

Tried to do the Angus Young head banging thing but knocked himself out because it was too violent for him.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I tried to learn the clarinet, and I sucked at it. No wind instruments for me.

He still thinks the instrument is called a sexy phone.



Tried to do the Angus Young head banging thing but knocked himself out because it was too violent for him.

Did very naughty things with her clarinet when she couldn’t make it produce the sounds she wanted

 

[TXRafe]

Did very naughty things with her clarinet when she couldn’t make it produce the sounds she wanted

told me she was a 5th level elvish magic princess with healing elements...but was actually just trying to seduce me

 

[Jaws82]

told me she was a 5th level elvish magic princess with healing elements...but was actually just trying to seduce me

Once said BBQ is pretty much the same anywhere. Especially Brooklyn

 

[Hornymwtxn]

told me she was a 5th level elvish magic princess with healing elements...but was actually just trying to seduce me

Once said BBQ is pretty much the same anywhere. Especially Brooklyn

NEW YORK CITY?
Get a rope.

Thinks central park is rugged

 

[BrendaBear]

Once said BBQ is pretty much the same anywhere. Especially Brooklyn

Thinks BBQ is the brand name of some sauce at the local grocery store

 

[BrendaBear]

NEW YORK CITY?
Get a rope.

Thinks central park is rugged

Prefers his BBQ sauce to come from Beijing.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Thinks BBQ is the brand name of some sauce at the local grocery store

Thinks toys-r-us went out of business because their dildos weren't big enough

 

[BrendaBear]

Thinks toys-r-us went out of business because their dildos weren't big enough

Wait… that isn’t true??

Is still in mourning for a tyco slot car racetrack he wants in his bedroom.

 

[SimonSex]

I tried to learn the clarinet, and I sucked at it. No wind instruments for me.

You have to blow, not suck.