~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[AlwaysDancing]

Is a tree poacher… he just goes around and chops random ones down… and leaves the body to rot…

Thinks poaching trees involves boiling water.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Keeps saying he’s going to murder some eggs… I’m not sure what he means?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Keeps saying he’s going to murder some eggs… I’m not sure what he means?

Thinks inseminating eggs is a method of cooking

 

[BrendaBear]

Thinks inseminating eggs is a method of cooking

Is very confused about how to cook… he uses the BBQ to make soup.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Is very confused about how to cook… he uses the BBQ to make soup.

Eats soup with chopsticks.
Takes forever....

 

[BrendaBear]

Eats soup with chopsticks.
Takes forever....

Thinks the song “chopsticks” is classical music written my Beethoven or something.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Thinks the song “chopsticks” is classical music written my Beethoven or something.

Snoopy is her fav pianist

 

[BrendaBear]

Snoopy is her fav pianist

Has a Captain Kirk style swivel chair in the middle of his living room. He loves to push the buttons on the arm rest, even though they don't do anything.

 

[cactusjack0584]

She hides behind the couch and makes beep noises when he presses buttons…

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Has a Captain Kirk style swivel chair in the middle of his living room. He loves to push the buttons on the arm rest, even though they don't do anything.

I push a lot of buttons, fortunately most don't do anything.
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She thinks of Spock as the illogical one and wants to warp out of this galaxy on a quest for intelligent lifeforms.

 

[BrendaBear]

She hides behind the couch and makes beep noises when he presses buttons…

He left out the part "dressed like Nurse Chapel" because that part is completely true.

 

[BrendaBear]

I push a lot of buttons, fortunately most don't do anything.
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She thinks of Spock as the illogical one and wants to warp out of this galaxy on a quest for intelligent lifeforms.

Silly man. Doesn't realize I banged Spock with my strap on because he was going through one of his phases, and asked me to.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Silly man. Doesn't realize I banged Spock with my strap on because he was going through one of his phases, and asked me to.

A people pleaser, I see.
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she speaks fluent Klingon.
Likes to write erotic stories in that language.

 

[BrendaBear]

A people pleaser, I see.
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she speaks fluent Klingon.
Likes to write erotic stories in that language.

He loves reading my stories, but doesn't read Klingon, so he just makes up what would turn in him... doesn't realize he doesn't need me or my story for that.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He loves reading my stories, but doesn't read Klingon, so he just makes up what would turn in him... doesn't realize he doesn't need me or my story for that.

Once adapted the beyond the planet of the apes movie into a porno.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Once adapted the beyond the planet of the apes movie into a porno.

Was an extra in that same movie…but got fired for constantly masturbating in the background…

 

[BrendaBear]

Once adapted the beyond the planet of the apes movie into a porno.

he once walked across the entire state of Texas… but still couldn’t remember where he parked the car.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Doesn’t know what the terminology fluffer means as far as a job in the industry of adult entertainment.

 

[cactusjack0584]

he once walked across the entire state of Texas… but still couldn’t remember where he parked the car.

Stole my car which is why I couldn’t find it

 

[cactusjack0584]

Doesn’t know what the terminology fluffer means as far as a job in the industry of adult entertainment.

Knows WAY to much about being a fluffer…

 

[kinkincguy]

Is banned from all Applebees restaurants in the states of TX, NV and AZ

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Knows WAY to much about being a fluffer…

Ok full disclosure it wasn’t until a few years ago that I actually knew what it meant if that’s not an urban myth.

Only eats raisins if they are called dried out grapes.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Was an extra in that same movie…but got fired for constantly masturbating in the background…

Oh fuck
I could totally see that happening.
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Won best supporting actor in that blockbuster.

 

[BrendaBear]

Is banned from all Applebees restaurants in the states of TX, NV and AZ

Tried to invade the state of Texas but got too distracted by the good Mexican food.

Ok full disclosure it wasn’t until a few years ago that I actually knew what it meant if that’s not an urban myth.

I don’t know what it means… don’t think I want to.

Only eats raisins if they are called dried out grapes.

Keeps calling fine wine grape juice…

Won best supporting actor in that blockbuster.

He saw it in the theater 217 times.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Ok full disclosure it wasn’t until a few years ago that I actually knew what it meant if that’s not an urban myth.

Only eats raisins if they are called dried out grapes.

Can only eat high fiber cereals. And keeps a yearly supply of metamucil oh hand at all times