~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[SimonSex]

He still thinks the instrument is called a sexy phone.

Au contraire: It’s a bendy sex whistle.

 

[BrendaBear]

Thinks when someone says they are passionate about music, it means they stimulate their naughty bits by rubbing a cassette tape against them.

 

[SimonSex]

TDK or Maxell?

 

[BrendaBear]

TDK or Maxell?

Memorex! What are you, a heathen??

I actually think TDK was my first choice….

 

[SimonSex]

All heathens here, thank god.

@BrendaBear makes art from Costco $1.50 Weiners

 

[Hornymwtxn]

All heathens here, thank god.

@BrendaBear makes art from Costco $1.50 Weiners

Impresses dates by taking them out to fine dining at the costco food court.

Insists she pay half.

 

[SimonSex]

Puts beans in his chili

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Thinks mexican jumping beans make for a good ben wa

 

[kathyisgr65]

Thinks mexican jumping beans make for a good ben wa

Not really horny.. just says that to sit at the coil kids table

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Not really horny.. just says that to sit at the coil kids table

Still using the high chair and a bib when dining

 

[Coyote100]

Table for three is a perfecr start to the evening.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Table for three is a perfecr start to the evening.

Cries so many tears that he can longer sit at the kid table for holiday dinners.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Cries so many tears that he can longer sit at the kid table for holiday dinners.

Was the main reason breaking became an Olympic sporting event.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Was the main reason breaking became an Olympic sporting event.

Lost a ton of money betting that Australia would gets medal in Olympic breaking!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Lost a ton of money betting that Australia would gets medal in Olympic breaking!

Loses his shorts gambling but doesn't realize he could do that without risking a dime.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Loses his shorts gambling but doesn't realize he could do that without risking a dime.

And just take it off? That’s so silly.

He didn’t bring a gun to the quick draw competition because he badly misunderstood what it was about.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

And just take it off? That’s so silly.

He didn’t bring a gun to the quick draw competition because he badly misunderstood what it was about.

Always loses at pictionary because he takes longer than the Crazy Horse monument

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Always loses at pictionary because he takes longer than the Crazy Horse monument

Tells everyone he invented putting pineapple on pizza … it makes him the most controversial man in America.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Tells everyone he invented putting pineapple on pizza … it makes him the most controversial man in America.

Thought Sean Spicer shoulda won dancing with the stars.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Thought Sean Spicer shoulda won dancing with the stars.

Comes over to my house just to jerk off to the Sean Spicer posters on my walls.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Drives a lifted Toyota Prius

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Comes over to my house just to jerk off to the Sean Spicer posters on my walls.

Them posters are actually on his ceiling and those got painted

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Drives a lifted Toyota Prius

Rolls smoke on all environmental initiatives.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is a tree poacher… he just goes around and chops random ones down… and leaves the body to rot…

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Is a tree poacher… he just goes around and chops random ones down… and leaves the body to rot…

Gets stone cold drunk on blue agave and posts on lit before the blackout stage hits