~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Hornymwtxn]

He saw it in the theater 217 times.

One word.
Residuals

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Can only eat high fiber cereals. And keeps a yearly supply of metamucil oh hand at all times

Only ever ate Lucky Charms as a kid, as believed their was a free leprechaun in each box and his parents were hiding them in his garden

 

[sexymanfun]

Trained in the ancient art of Tibetan taint massage

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Only ever ate Lucky Charms as a kid, as believed their was a free leprechaun in each box and his parents were hiding them in his garden

Was the "model" when the garden gnomes were first conceived.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Was the "model" when the garden gnomes were first conceived.

Has a stash of girl gnomes so he can say he has his own harem

 

[BrendaBear]

Trained in the ancient art of Tibetan taint massage

Once climbed Mt Everest wearing only a speedo…. (It was actually, the Matterhorn at disneyland).

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Has a stash of girl gnomes so he can say he has his own harem

Thinks a fu manchu is an Asian sex kink

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Thinks a fu manchu is an Asian sex kink

Ordered Kung Fu Panda from a Chinese restaurant’s thinking it was a new delicacy..

 

[KatieHoney]

Watches Kung Fu Panda every night before bed and hides under the covers at the scary bits

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Watches Kung Fu Panda every night before bed and hides under the covers at the scary bits

Can’t watch Monsters Inc for the same reason

 

[Scarred65]

Can’t watch Monsters Inc for the same reason

Can't be convinced that Laver bread doesn't contain bugs.
(too specific, I know)

 

[BrendaBear]

Can't be convinced that Laver bread doesn't contain bugs.
(too specific, I know)

Knows what laver bread is… but won’t tell the rest of us.

 

[Sammysub07]

Knows what laver bread is… but won’t tell the rest of us.

Doesn’t care what kind of bread it is, just wants to knead dough

 

[BrendaBear]

Doesn’t care what kind of bread it is, just wants to knead dough

She teaches classes on how to be a sass master at the local college

 

[ALovelyNudist]

She teaches classes on how to be a sass master at the local college

Gives the best hugs… that’s why her name is Brenda”Bear”! For bear hugs!

 

[Sammysub07]

Gives the best hugs… that’s why her name is Brenda”Bear”! For bear hugs!

Walks around wearing a Teddy Bear Costume that says free hugs but is really a pick-pocket professional

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Walks around wearing a Teddy Bear Costume that says free hugs but is really a pick-pocket professional

And she took a 25% cut from my findings

 

[BrendaBear]

Walks around wearing a Teddy Bear Costume that says free hugs but is really a pick-pocket professional

That little brat! She keeps putting a little peanut butter on my guitar strings!!! Yuck!!! And I can hear her giggling from the other room….

 

[AlwaysDancing]

And she took a 25% cut from my findings

Has raised an entire orphanage to pick pockets at nude beaches … which when you think about it is really impressive.

That little brat! She keeps putting a little peanut butter on my guitar strings!!! Yuck!!! And I can hear her giggling from the other room….

Started licking the peanut butter off the strings … called it the best guitar lick ever.

 

[Sammysub07]

And she took a 25% cut from my findings

Swapped my 25% cut for peanut butter

That little brat! She keeps putting a little peanut butter on my guitar strings!!! Yuck!!! And I can hear her giggling from the other room….

Theheheh

restring her guitar and decided it sounded better with new strings anyway

 

[cactusjack0584]

Swapped my 25% cut for peanut butter

Theheheh

restring her guitar and decided it sounded better with new strings anyway

Prefers chunky to smooth peanut butter

 

[kathyisgr65]

Prefers chunky to smooth peanut butter

Jack is really jill and jilling right now

 

[cactusjack0584]

Jack is really jill and jilling right now

Is jacking to me jilling

 

[kathyisgr65]

Is jacking to me jilling

(Supposed to be lies)

 

[Sammysub07]

Is jacking to me jilling

Songs Jack and Jill ran up the hill in his prickly costume!