~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[cactusjack0584]

Songs Jack and Jill ran up the hill in his prickly costume!

Is singing “she’ll be cumming around the mountain” and is jilling to my jacking

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is singing “she’ll be cumming around the mountain” and is jilling to my jacking

Yells "heigh ho Silver!" When he finds his release all by himself

 

[cactusjack0584]

Yells "heigh ho Silver!" When he finds his release all by himself

She sings show tunes in the shower

 

[kathyisgr65]

She sings show tunes in the shower

Is one of Elizabeth Taylor's husband..he doesn't even know which one

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is one of Elizabeth Taylor's husband..he doesn't even know which one

She dresses up like Marge and runs around the house going “oh homie..”

 

[AlwaysDancing]

She dresses up like Marge and runs around the house going “oh homie..”

Invented a novelty automotive miracle that uses a cactus shaped apparatus to hoist vehicles into the air. He calls it the … ummm … the cactus jack.

 

[BrendaBear]

Invented a novelty automotive miracle that uses a cactus shaped apparatus to hoist vehicles into the air. He calls it the … ummm … the cactus jack.

He once won a contest for looking like a celebrity but the celebrity was jimmy Durante

 

[cactusjack0584]

He once won a contest for looking like a celebrity but the celebrity was jimmy Durante

Has dirty fantasies about guys who resemble jimmy Durante

 

[AlwaysDancing]

He once won a contest for looking like a celebrity but the celebrity was jimmy Durante

When she brushes her teeth, she makes a mess of her mouth with the toothpaste and says to her reflection, “Who’s a Feral Brat!?”

 

[kathyisgr65]

Has dirty fantasies about guys who resemble jimmy Durante

Those are clean compared to this dirty fuckers fantasies

 

[cactusjack0584]

Those are clean compared to this dirty fuckers fantasies

Has fantasies about being in my dirty fantasies

 

[kathyisgr65]

Has fantasies about being in my dirty fantasies

(Again lies)

 

[Sammysub07]

Has fantasies about being in my dirty fantasies

Really wants to chase me with that belt again…dirty fantasies and all

 

[cactusjack0584]

(Again lies)

I assumed I was…

 

[cactusjack0584]

Really wants to chase me with that belt again…dirty fantasies and all

Doesn’t try to get away… that bad…

 

[kathyisgr65]

I assumed I was…

O yeah..my mistake

 

[Deadbed1968]

O yeah..my mistake

She has NEVER inhaled

 

[AlwaysDancing]

She has NEVER inhaled

Wanted his name to be BedHead. Ducking typos!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I may not be rapid fire with my baseless lies today … but I feel like I’m on another level tonight

 

[shybutobscene]

I may not be rapid fire with my baseless lies today … but I feel like I’m on another level tonight

Sas he is always dancing when in fact, he rarely ever dances, if at all.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Sas he is always dancing when in fact, he rarely ever dances, if at all.

I tap my fingers a lot. I’m told that counts.

Has lived their best life ever since they stopped being extroverted but pure.

 

[SimonSex]

Is developing a rolling paper with sun dried tomato flavor.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Is developing a rolling paper with sun dried tomato flavor.

Has a blackroom in his basement.
Many things develop there. Film isn't one of those things.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has a blackroom in his basement.
Many things develop there. Film isn't one of those things.

Nicknamed that room "Red Light District" so that all his friends know where to go for mediocre amounts of fun. It's still a basement

 

[SimonSex]

Nicknamed that room "Red Light District" so that all his friends know where to go for mediocre amounts of fun. It's still a basement

They one where you live with mom & dad?