Prefers basements be called dungeons.Nicknamed that room "Red Light District" so that all his friends know where to go for mediocre amounts of fun. It's still a basement
How did you know your parents let me in?
I don't see a lie in there at all
Uses an underline in her username because the - reminds her of math equations and like you know yuck.How did you know your parents let me in?
I don't see a lie in there at all
Didn't know what to call himself on Lit until he could himself in a dungeon. Some writing began to appear on the wall in a forgotten language. In his haste to translate, Hornymwtxn is what he saw. Really, the text said "Taco Bell will be the world's doom" but hey, at least he got a name
Who told you
She watched Hidden Figures movie multiple times.Who told you
Is actually a math genius! He can solve any math problem you give him! Has blackboard covered in impossible equations. Somehow, NASA hasn't yet heard of him
Well sure, all the maths and science just went over my pretty little head.
Funny you should mention that.
Is also the “number” of times they have masturbated
Much like Buzz Lightyear his no orgasm streak is to infinity AND beyond
I named them Brutus and Gus.
I named them Brutus and Gus.
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Works in a highly efficient and well run business and his compensation leads nothing to be desired.
You said lies right?
That is a messy job those 2 have.
Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough
Uses a cucumber themselves but buys Vaseline with them so people don’t think they’re a vegan..Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough
Is an expert in the petroleum jellies field
Invented Dial-a-Lube in the 80’s, made a killing from selling it before the internet took off
He was the inspiration for the "tongue stuck to the flagpole" scene in that Christmas movie.
Repeats the feat every Christmas in honour of them
He's right... I get Cwtchseeker to stick his tongue on the flagpole and I'll give him a kiss. Of course, after his tongue is stuck, it is just a kiss on the cheek.
Likes to watch this happen.He can stick his own tongue on his own "flagpole"
No lie there.
