~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[SimonSex]

Wanks to thoughts of “Lovey” Mrs. Howell

 

[sexymanfun]

Always plays rock in rock paper scissors

 

[SimonSex]

Takes Metamucil for turd girth photo challenges in his frat

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Wanks to thoughts of “Lovey” Mrs. Howell

Does same but with Thurston Howell and his millions floating about in his grey matter

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Takes Metamucil for turd girth photo challenges in his frat

Is fond of bulking agent laxatives.

 

[BrendaBear]

Is fond of bulking agent laxatives.

Once bought 2 tickets to Paradise from some guy named "Money"

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Once bought 2 tickets to Paradise from some guy named "Money"

Prefers Barry Manilow jingles and always gives out Jenny's # when asked for her phone number.
And says it in such a sneaky way.
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[BrendaBear]

Prefers Barry Manilow jingles and always gives out Jenny's # when asked for her phone number.
And says it in such a sneaky way.
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He bought a fancy telescope then strapped a flashlight on it so he could see the dark side of the moon.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He bought a fancy telescope then strapped a flashlight on it so he could see the dark side of the moon.

Neighbors hate her because when she gets baked she starts playing pink floyd on her guitars.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Once pinched a kangaroo

 

[BrendaBear]

Neighbors hate her because when she gets baked she starts playing pink floyd on her guitars.

He keeps trying to join me, even though it doesn’t sound right when he plays Pink Floyd on his accordion

 

[BrendaBear]

Once pinched a kangaroo

Dresses like Crocodile Dundee when he goes into business meetings.

 

[ydahecnot]

Dresses like Crocodile Dundee when he goes into business meetings.

Is really Janeann

 

[Mewalkabout]

Dresses like Crocodile Dundee when he goes into business meetings.

How'd you know!

 

[Mewalkabout]

Is really Janeann

Favorite job was bird wrangler

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He keeps trying to join me, even though it doesn’t sound right when he plays Pink Floyd on his accordion

I only have the one instrument that I play well.
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Tried playing Hendrix's version of the Star Spangled Banner came out sounding like O Canada.

 

[BrendaBear]

I only have the one instrument that I play well.
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Tried playing Hendrix's version of the Star Spangled Banner came out sounding like O Canada.

He has been chasing this redhead around for weeks. We don’t have the heart to point out it is just a mannequin sitting on a merry go round.

 

[SimonSex]

Follows the Julian calendar.

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

They’re bad at Christmas

 

[BrendaBear]

Follows the Julian calendar.

Follows around Julian Lennon, trying to ask him the date

 

[HollyS]

Follows around Julian Lennon, trying to ask him the date

Tells people Julian Lennon is her secret love child with John.

 

[BrendaBear]

Tells people Julian Lennon is her secret love child with John.

Doesn’t know Julian is a few years older than me…

 

[Mewalkabout]

Thinks that cottage cheese is a house made of cheese

 

[Qky75]

Passed off feaux alligator boots as crocodile

 

[Mewalkabout]

Passed off feaux alligator boots as crocodile

How'd you know?!

Eats pj's in the shower