~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

How'd you know?!

Eats pj's in the shower

Was convinced they could walk on water… didn’t notice it was just rain on the sidewalk.

 

[Qky75]

Was convinced they could walk on water… didn’t notice it was just rain on the sidewalk.

Thought she was walking ten feet off Beale but was actually in Hoboken

 

[BrendaBear]

Thought she was walking ten feet off Beale but was actually in Hoboken

He bought the Empire State Building for less than $20… didn’t realize he was just buying a jigsaw puzzle.

 

[Qky75]

He bought the Empire State Building for less than $20… didn’t realize he was just buying a jigsaw puzzle.

Spent an hour trying to capo a cello

 

[BrendaBear]

Spent an hour trying to capo a cello

He started tying me up but not because of anything kinky, he was just trying to get me to stop making sad noises with that damn cello.

 

[Qky75]

He started tying me up but not because of anything kinky, he was just trying to get me to stop making sad noises with that damn cello.

Plays clarinet to cats to drive them away

 

[BrendaBear]

Plays clarinet to cats to drive them away

Struggles when trying to play Monopoly… he thinks it is an instrument.

 

[Deadbed1968]

Struggles when trying to play Monopoly… he thinks it is an instrument.

Doesn’t know one end of a screwdriver from the other

 

[BrendaBear]

Doesn’t know one end of a screwdriver from the other

Once walked across the whole city, because he was trying to find a decent taco.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Once jumped a bus full of scarecrows on a scooter

 

[BrendaBear]

Once jumped a bus full of scarecrows on a scooter

He stole the scooter! Left me stranded out there!!

 

[Mewalkabout]

He stole the scooter! Left me stranded out there!!

I would do no such thing!

She once dressed in bondage to go to church

 

[BrendaBear]

I would do no such thing!

She once dressed in bondage to go to church

What? I would do no…. Wait… yeah, I would do that.

He sat in the back row, giggling away watching me.

 

[Mewalkabout]

What? I would do no…. Wait… yeah, I would do that.

He sat in the back row, giggling away watching me.

Shakes head as she drives away

Would be hollering in the back row to have Jesus save you!

She kicked a tree for telling lies

 

[HollyS]

What? I would do no…. Wait… yeah, I would do that.

He sat in the back row, giggling away watching me.

Couldn't decide whether to accept the preacher's advances or not.

 

[Coyote100]

C

She likes taking pictures of pretty purple flowers to use as her avatar. If only she wouldn't turn them upside down.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is a coyote for coyotes… smuggles them from one forest to another…

 

[Mewalkabout]

Danced with coyotes in the desert

 

[SimonSex]

Walks like an Egyptian

 

[Mewalkabout]

Talks to trees about the weather

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Talks to trees about the weather

Doesn't actually walk.
It's more of a waddle

 

[Luv2tongueu]

Plays the bass trombone.

(Edited for basslessness haha)

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Plays the bass trombone.

(Edited for basslessness haha)

Tried to break into the music biz by becoming the world's best triangle player. Isosceles

 

[lilmissdarling]

Tried to break into the music biz by becoming the world's best triangle player. Isosceles

Is the reason why tiktok is getting banned in the US. I mean did you see the video that was posted.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Is the reason why tiktok is getting banned in the US. I mean did you see the video that was posted.

She is so sweet she melts in the rain.