~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Hornymwtxn]

lies.. obviously youve never talked to her

True. That could change if I play my cards right.
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Somehow makes a tart even tartier

 

[HollyS]

True. That could change if I play my cards right.
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Somehow makes a tart even tartier

Trying to figure out how to cheat at cards.

 

[lilmissdarling]

She is so sweet she melts in the rain.

Is a bit of a cleptomaniac. Ladies, watch those panties.

lies.. obviously youve never talked to her

First of all... I'm a delight. Second... that's not how the game works.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Trying to figure out how to cheat at cards.

Is training penguins to take over the world.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Trying to figure out how to cheat at cards.

Plays strip go fish on the reg

 

[F3x0r]

Believes Ants are their servants and friends ..

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Is a bit of a cleptomaniac. Ladies, watch those panties.

First of all... I'm a delight. Second... that's not how the game works.

An afternoon delight.
Kind of a bitch the rest of the day though

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Believes Ants are their servants and friends ..

Had an ant farm as a kid still likes to set them on fire with a magnifying glass

 

[cactusjack0584]

Had an ant farm as a kid still likes to set them on fire with a magnifying glass

Thinks all ants are British… because they colonize

 

[lilmissdarling]

Thinks all ants are British… because they colonize

Sleeps in dinosaur jammies.

 

[HollyS]

Thinks all ants are British… because they colonize

Won't drink tequila because he thinks agave pretends to be a "real" cactus.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Thinks all ants are British… because they colonize

Has to seek regular medical attention for those colonies he hosts.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Sleeps in dinosaur jammies.

Hey… lies! And I told you that in confidence. You said they were cool?

Won't drink tequila because he thinks agave pretends to be a "real" cactus.

Only drinks tequila for the worm… not the one in the bottle though…

Has to seek regular medical attention for those colonies he hosts.

Is made because my colony cut off trade lines to his colony

 

[lilmissdarling]

Hey… lies! And I told you that in confidence. You said they were cool?

I'm sorry! It just was not what I was expecting when you said you wanted to role play!

He uses a pineapple as a cock ring on occasion.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Hey… lies! And I told you that in confidence. You said they were cool?



Only drinks tequila for the worm… not the one in the bottle though…



Is made because my colony cut off trade lines to his colony

Wants to colonize Mars with several species of cacti

 

[Justabaldguy70]

I'm sorry! It just was not what I was expecting when you said you wanted to role play!

He uses a pineapple as a cock ring on occasion.

She doesn’t like the taste of pineapple cock rings

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I'm sorry! It just was not what I was expecting when you said you wanted to role play!

He uses a pineapple as a cock ring on occasion.

Only thing that gets access to her honey pot is her bad dragon and no not talking about that blue guy

 

[Sammysub07]

Only thing that gets access to her honey pot is her bad dragon and no not talking about that blue guy

Access to honeypots have been in decline since he started talking about dragons

 

[HollyS]

Access to honeypots have been in decline since he started talking about dragons

(Not a lie! Lol)

Has a secret stash of dragons she uses to repel unwanted suitors.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Access to honeypots have been in decline since he started talking about dragons

The girl with the dragon tattoo movie was loosely based upon her life.

 

[Sammysub07]

(Not a lie! Lol)

Has a secret stash of dragons she uses to repel unwanted suitors.

Good idea! maybe I should send this back after I get dick pics in my DMs

Made her own secret stash of honey for lure

 

[Sammysub07]

The girl with the dragon tattoo movie was loosely based upon her life.

Good movie!

Wishes he could have directed the movie!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Good idea! maybe I should send this back after I get dick pics in my DMs

Made her own secret stash of honey for lure

She absolutely does not like dick pics.

 

[HollyS]

She absolutely does not like dick pics.

Refused to send dick pics, though numerous Litsters begged him to.

 

[Sammysub07]

She absolutely does not like dick pics.

Unsolicited yes. Otherwise, game.

Dresses up in a dick costume singing I like big dicks and I cannot lie