Justabaldguy70
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Her milkshake doesn’t bring all the guys to the yardUnsolicited yes. Otherwise, game.
Dresses up in a dick costume singingI like big dicks and I cannot lie
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ShaneoD
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Is lactose intolerant
Sammysub07
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Hornymwtxn
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So what does it take to be solicited by you? Enquiring minds and dicks wanna know.Unsolicited yes. Otherwise, game.
Dresses up in a dick costume singing
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Dresses up in a gumby outfit saying bend me use me.
Hornymwtxn
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Is lactose intolerant and doesn't care if his farts wake the dead.
Hornymwtxn
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I begged and you refused.
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She attends conventions just to add to her pen collection which is approaching 6 digits now
BrendaBear
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He knows all about collections... as one of the country's premier collector of parking tickets.
Oh, they aren't his... he takes them off cars that got tickets so they don't know they got a ticket.
Sammysub07
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Is the parking enforcement Queen and skips off happily every time she leaves tickets
SmokingFap
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She flosses with her own thongs
Hornymwtxn
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Especially jeeps!
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She collects arrowheads to use as guitar picks
SmokingFap
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Still thinks the Steelers are going to the Super Bowl.
BrendaBear
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Prefers his supper bowl to be made out of plastic.
SmokingFap
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Wears her plastic supper bowl on her head. Says it's all the rage in Paris.
Hornymwtxn
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Has Travis and Taylor posters plastered everywhere. Even on the ceiling, of his trans am
SmokingFap
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(Supposed to be lies, dude.
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Hornymwtxn
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Oh yeah that's right.(Supposed to be lies, dude.
Hmm let me think.....
Oh I got it.
Has become asexual in his golden yrs
AlwaysDancing
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Is currently working through the alphabet of his sexuality. He’s currently completed G and working on the nerve to tackle H.
shybutobscene
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Can't help with sexuality alphabet. Can never find the spot where the G is.
BrendaBear
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He actually isn’t sure such a thing exists… he is more convinced in Bigfoot being an alien…
AlwaysDancing
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Ha!! You can’t fool me. It doesn’t really exist!!
Only has ever had sex on a bed of spaghetti. Yells “Pasta more like it!” upon orgasm!!
Hornymwtxn
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His job involves artificially inseminating turkeys.
BrendaBear
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Keeps screaming out “that’s a spicey meat a ball!!” We aren’t sure why.
AlwaysDancing
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Has been kicked out of my job fifteen times wearing that blasted turkey costume.
Hornymwtxn
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He knows how to baste a turkey, in more than 1 way
AlwaysDancing
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Because I’m a true professional.
Gets awkwardly close to me to learn my basting technique
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