BrendaBear
Feral Brat Princess
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That isn't basting... and those aren't turkeys... we just don't have the heart to tell him the thruth...
~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~
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Hornymwtxn
Good natured fellow
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Who wouldn't want to learn from a master baster?
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Works with turkeys all day..... and night
Coyote100
Age Tames Everyone
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She has lied so many times on this thread she has trouble ever speaking truthfully.
lindi_85
Incognito
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Despite his name he’s not longer able to master baste his turkey
Took an hour to come up with that epic burn
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Loves to sing badly in the shower.Despite his name he’s not longer able to master baste his turkey
Took an hour to come up with that epic burn
SmokingFap
Gentlemanly pervert
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Is not perverted in any way.
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Was seen in Kmart wearing a mankini....
With full bush and nipple clamps.
We won't mention the butt plug and fox tail.
Or the silly grin.
Or the police officers coming up behind him.
SmokingFap
Gentlemanly pervert
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(LIE!!! There's not a Kmart within 100 miles of here.
It was a Target. And who told you about the fox tail-- Nevermind. I've said too much.)
Too cheap to buy actual nipple clamps, so he uses the twisties from bread packages.
Hornymwtxn
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That's the day the music died, literally.
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Named her toy the Big Bopper because she has a lot of lace, specifically Chantilly lace.
Hornymwtxn
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AlwaysDancing
Literotica Guru
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He spent the night trying to count to six on one hand. He thought he had it … but when he went to give a High Six, he realized he was back to the lab, again.
Beardy_181
The Local New Guy
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Has worked for years perfecting his naked helicopter move.
Hornymwtxn
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Has a firm grasp of numbers and his member while imitating Michael Jackson's crotch grabbing moon walking moves.
He is a smooth criminal.
HaaaHeeee
Hornymwtxn
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He perfected that move before he was even walking.
Hornymwtxn
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Hunts rabbits during duck season and ducks during rabbit season
Scarred65
Rude
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Could actually be SimonSex's father due to his multiple threesomes with Barbara Walters and Elmer Fudd
cactusjack0584
Broken
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Refers to his lover as “you dirty wabbit” when in the throes of passion
Hornymwtxn
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Passion is thrown out the window during his sexcapades
cactusjack0584
Broken
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Is currently evading the law because he threw multiple “passions” out the window…
Hornymwtxn
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Purposely gets thrown in jail.
Only place he can have sex anymore
cactusjack0584
Broken
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Doesn’t believe in soap-on-a-rope… says it’s against their religion or something…
Hornymwtxn
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Plays rope a dope with his cellmate
Chloe_Harper
LilBrat🫶DemonSpawn
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He once had to sneeze. Someone said "bless you" before it could come out. He's had that sneeze stuck inside him ever since.
cactusjack0584
Broken
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She is a sneeze trapper.. she spends her days searching for would-be sneezer… and interrupts it… trapping their sneezes forever…
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