~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

Who wouldn't want to learn from a master baster?
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Works with turkeys all day..... and night
Despite his name he’s not longer able to master baste his turkey
She has lied so many times on this thread she has trouble ever speaking truthfully.
Took an hour to come up with that epic burn 😬
 
Was seen in Kmart wearing a mankini....
With full bush and nipple clamps.
We won't mention the butt plug and fox tail.
Or the silly grin.
Or the police officers coming up behind him.
(LIE!!! There's not a Kmart within 100 miles of here.

It was a Target. And who told you about the fox tail-- Nevermind. I've said too much.)

Too cheap to buy actual nipple clamps, so he uses the twisties from bread packages.
 
Despite his name he’s not longer able to master baste his turkey
That's the day the music died, literally.
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Named her toy the Big Bopper because she has a lot of lace, specifically Chantilly lace.
 
He spent the night trying to count to six on one hand. He thought he had it … but when he went to give a High Six, he realized he was back to the lab, again.
Has a firm grasp of numbers and his member while imitating Michael Jackson's crotch grabbing moon walking moves.

He is a smooth criminal.

HaaaHeeee
 
He once had to sneeze. Someone said "bless you" before it could come out. He's had that sneeze stuck inside him ever since.
She is a sneeze trapper.. she spends her days searching for would-be sneezer… and interrupts it… trapping their sneezes forever…
 
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