~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[SimonSex]

Farted into a Yeti tumbler to see how long it captured his “essence”

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Farted into a Yeti tumbler to see how long it captured his “essence”

Captured that essence and tried to market it to the masses but since he is a hoarder he keep it all to himself

 

[SimonSex]

Knows WAY more about Bevo than a man should. Hook ‘em!

 

[BrendaBear]

Knows WAY more about Bevo than a man should. Hook ‘em!

Knows absolutely nothing about Devo, which is practically criminal….

 

[CX726577]

Does a great karaoke of "We Welcome You to Munchkin Land" from Wizard of Oz.

 

[SmokingFap]

Does a great karaoke of "We Welcome You to Munchkin Land" from Wizard of Oz.

As a couple, they argue over who was sexier from The Wizard of Oz. He says the Munchkins, she says the flying monkeys.

 

[BrendaBear]

As a couple, they argue over who was sexier from The Wizard of Oz. He says the Munchkins, she says the flying monkeys.

Isn’t happy unless he mentions @SalaciousMonkey22 … and does not realize Monkey can’t fly.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

As a couple, they argue over who was sexier from The Wizard of Oz. He says the Munchkins, she says the flying monkeys.

He prefers the chipmunks versions of every song they ever did

 

[SimonSex]

He prefers the chipmunks versions of every song they ever did

The original auto tune. Ask any living artist without talent.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

The original auto tune. Ask any living artist without talent.

Plays air guitar with nitrogen.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Punched thier babysitter for talking on the phone

 

[BrendaBear]

Punched thier babysitter for talking on the phone

This is so bizarre… it tickled me…

Okay… um…. They once attacked a parking meter person because they didn’t write a ticket for the annoying neighbor.

 

[Mewalkabout]

I'm king of randomness lol

Uses an umbrella once as a floatation device.... it didn't work btw

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm king of randomness lol

Uses an umbrella once as a floatation device.... it didn't work btw

Likes to go through the drive through at fast food places, but instead of picking up food, they hand the cashier a sandwich and drive off.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Likes to go through the drive through at fast food places, but instead of picking up food, they hand the cashier a sandwich and drive off.

I so wanna do that now!!

Quizzes the squirls on advanced chemistry

 

[BrendaBear]

I so wanna do that now!!

Quizzes the squirls on advanced chemistry

Likes to go to the local park and crawl up the slides and fall down the ladders, just to watch onlookers wonder what in the holy fuck is going on.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Likes to go to the local park and crawl up the slides and fall down the ladders, just to watch onlookers wonder what in the holy fuck is going on.

I don't wanna do that lol

Dresses like a nun to try to get half off movie tickets

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I don't wanna do that lol

Dresses like a nun to try to get half off movie tickets

Nuns don’t work on Sunday! ((Kaplow))

He has a crush on Tom Selleck and glued a caterpillar under his nose in tribute.

 

[Sammysub07]

Nuns don’t work on Sunday! ((Kaplow))

He has a crush on Tom Selleck and glued a caterpillar under his nose in tribute.

Thinks he’s Tom Selleck and purchased himself an NYPD uniform to play pretend Commissioner

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Thinks he’s Tom Selleck and purchased himself an NYPD uniform to play pretend Commissioner

Walks two steps ahead of me … hands behind her back … saying, “Ohhhhhh. Please not the handcuffs!”

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Walks two steps ahead of me … hands behind her back … saying, “Ohhhhhh. Please not the handcuffs!”

He owns handcuffs. Many pairs. But they're all the fuzzy kind. In different colors.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

He owns handcuffs. Many pairs. But they're all the fuzzy kind. In different colors.

Has been trying to escape my pink fuzzy handcuffs for a week. I told her the baseless lie that a “only a true princess could never escape!”

 

[Sammysub07]

He owns handcuffs. Many pairs. But they're all the fuzzy kind. In different colors.

Organizes all the handcuffs by color in the commissioner’s closet!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He owns handcuffs. Many pairs. But they're all the fuzzy kind. In different colors.

Has been handcuffed so many times she can Houdini herself out of all of them.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has been trying to escape my pink fuzzy handcuffs for a week. I told her the baseless lie that a “only a true princess could never escape!”

Organizes all the handcuffs by color in the commissioner’s closet!

Has been handcuffed so many times she can Houdini herself out of all of them.

Wow... so many people jumped on this

They all are organizing a handcuffs party where people try breaking out of fuzzy handcuffs. Only one can win the ultimate fluffy handcuffs award!