~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

Has been handcuffed so many times she can Houdini herself out of all of them.

He doesn’t realize… we all can… we just choose not to.

 

[Sammysub07]

Wow... so many people jumped on this

They all are organizing a handcuffs party where people try breaking out of fuzzy handcuffs. Only one can win the ultimate fluffy handcuffs award!

He doesn’t realize… we all can… we just choose not to.

Is the official winner of the handcuff party

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is the official winner of the handcuff party

Ran away with the prize … a key shaped trophy with a vibrating feature.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Is the official winner of the handcuff party

She will redouble her efforts and win the balls and chains award

 

[Sammysub07]

She will redouble her efforts and win the balls and chains award

Has no need for such awards

Has a basement full of chains and balls

 

[Azuldrgon]

Has no need for such awards

Has a basement full of chains and balls

Has a thing for giant anal hooks.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Has a thing for giant anal hooks.

Reads where Waldo out loud

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Reads where Waldo out loud

Jerks off to Trogdor the Burninator

 

[BrendaBear]

Jerks off to Trogdor the Burninator

He thinks we actually have some clue what fuck he is talking about and wonders why we aren’t peeing ourselves laughing….

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

He thinks we actually have some clue what fuck he is talking about and wonders why we aren’t peeing ourselves laughing….

Wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit her in the face

 

[Mewalkabout]

Jerks off to Trogdor the Burninator

Grr for making me google that haha

Once walked in circles to find the end of the rainbow

 

[BrendaBear]

Grr for making me google that haha

Once walked in circles to find the end of the rainbow

Considers Paul Hogan the classiest dressed man, ever.


Paul was a sexy guy… but I don’t need to admit that..,

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Considers Paul Hogan the classiest dressed man, ever.


Paul was a sexy guy… but I don’t need to admit that..,

Considers Hulk Hogan the classiest dressed man ever

 

[Mewalkabout]

Considers Hulk Hogan the classiest dressed man ever

Is secret pen pals with Hulk Hogan

 

[BrendaBear]

Is secret pen pals with Hulk Hogan

Is fascinated with The Incredible Hulk… but it is actually just Lou Ferrigno that makes his heart skip…. And jump rope… and swim laps on the pool….

 

[Mewalkabout]

Is fascinated with The Incredible Hulk… but it is actually just Lou Ferrigno that makes his heart skip…. And jump rope… and swim laps on the pool….

He's a sweetheart

Uses an incredible Hulk hand glove as a sex toy

 

[BrendaBear]

He's a sweetheart

Uses an incredible Hulk hand glove as a sex toy

Brings a jar of miracle whip with them so if things aren’t interesting enough, they can spluge that stuff all over the place… not realizing everyone can tell the difference.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Brings a jar of miracle whip with them so if things aren’t interesting enough, they can spluge that stuff all over the place… not realizing everyone can tell the difference.

Thought that joke was going a different direction there haha

Uses miracle whip as lube

 

[BrendaBear]

Thought that joke was going a different direction there haha

Uses miracle whip as lube

Yeah.. my joke was stupid and I am a little ashamed…

*** skip me, keep on going… I got nothing after that stupidity ****

 

[Mewalkabout]

Yeah.. my joke was stupid and I am a little ashamed…

*** skip me, keep on going… I got nothing after that stupidity ****

Haha...that's what made it good though

Thinks her joke was lame

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Haha...that's what made it good though

Thinks her joke was lame

Lifelong dream of having sex on a beach has come true.
Gets the crabs.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Lifelong dream of having sex on a beach has come true.
Gets the crabs.

Took the crabs out to dinner, was a nice sit down place

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Took the crabs out to dinner, was a nice sit down place

Has had so many STDs they renamed the clinic after him.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Has had so many STDs they renamed the clinic after him.

Once juggled ducks....it ended badly

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Once juggled ducks....it ended badly

Tried to imitate that chainsaw juggler.
Severed his jugular.