~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Mewalkabout]

Tried to imitate that chainsaw juggler.
Severed his jugular.

Once turned a away sex because x-files was on

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Once turned a away sex because x-files was on

His fav tv show was gunsmoke.
Named his cat Ms Kitty

 

[Mewalkabout]

His fav tv show was gunsmoke.
Named his cat Ms Kitty

Eats corn on top of thier ice cream

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Eats corn on top of thier ice cream

His creamed corn recipe is an acquired taste.

 

[Mewalkabout]

His creamed corn recipe is an acquired taste.

Needs to drink ketchup before bed

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Needs to drink ketchup before bed

Gets aroused watching the food network.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Gets aroused watching the food network.

There's some sexy melons on there

Tried flying a kite while pooping

 

[Beardy_181]

There's some sexy melons on there

Tried flying a kite while pooping

And got electrocuted, Ben Franklin style.

Doesn't tell anyone that his walkabouts are usually from the kitchen to the TV.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

And got electrocuted, Ben Franklin style.

Doesn't tell anyone that his walkabouts are usually from the kitchen to the TV.

Had the grandest idea of solving his chronic constipation issues.

It was shocking

 

[BrendaBear]

Had the grandest idea of solving his chronic constipation issues.

It was shocking

Is obsessed with the idea of learning to play the electric ukulele and joining The Mamas and The Papas on stage. No on has the heart to point why that is totally impossible.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Is obsessed with the idea of learning to play the electric ukulele and joining The Mamas and The Papas on stage. No on has the heart to point why that is totally impossible.

Her toe nails are 4 inches long and curl up wards

 

[BrendaBear]

Her toe nails are 4 inches long and curl up wards

He keeps saying stuff like that because he secretly really wants my purple Chucks.

 

[Deleted member 6903436]

Keeps posting baseless lies about the innocent on this threat trying to hide her 4" toe nails.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Finds the sound of nails on a chalkboard soothing

 

[BrendaBear]

Finds the sound of nails on a chalkboard soothing

She regularly has trouble paying for groceries at the local grocery store because the clerk keeps fainting when she smiles at him.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

She regularly has trouble paying for groceries at the local grocery store because the clerk keeps fainting when she smiles at him.

Steals fainted clerks wallets

 

[BrendaBear]

Steals fainted clerks wallets

Likes to dress like the guy in the Mr Clean commercials, then stand tall and look down at his woman and say "you dirty, little bitch!" and watch her swoon.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Likes to dress like the guy in the Mr Clean commercials, then stand tall and look down at his woman and say "you dirty, little bitch!" and watch her swoon.

Once told Santa to sit on her lap

 

[MindYaBitness]

He's a spy who specializes in stealing ice cream recipes from Ben & Jerry's

 

[Justabaldguy70]

She hides Ben and Jerry’s secret recipes in her cleavage so it gets searched

 

[MindYaBitness]

She hides Ben and Jerry’s secret recipes in her cleavage so it gets searched

Hes not actually bald, he just Bics it so he looks tough like the Rock

 

[Hornymwtxn]

She hides Ben and Jerry’s secret recipes in her cleavage so it gets searched

Likes body cavity searches.
giving and getting

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Hes not actually bald, he just Bics it so he looks tough like the Rock

She makes all her Lego men bald and kisses them thinking it’s me

 

[Hornymwtxn]

She makes all her Lego men bald and kisses them thinking it’s me

Smooth.
As a Ken doll

 

[Mewalkabout]

Smooth.
As a Ken doll

Takes thier ken doll out on dates