~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Justabaldguy70]

Takes thier ken doll out on dates

Dresses like a Ken doll

 

[BrendaBear]

Dresses like a Ken doll

Keeps trying to get me to wear a Barbie dress like the one in the movie.... says we can go "beach"...

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Dresses like a Ken doll

Stole his sister's Barbies so he could design and coordinate her outfits.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Stole his sister's Barbies so he could design and coordinate her outfits.

Trys to fly kites inside Walmart

 

[BrendaBear]

Trys to fly kites inside Walmart

Keeps filming it and posting it on Tit Twat hoping it will go viral

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Keeps filming it and posting it on Tit Twat hoping it will go viral

As a walmart employee she hates picking up the kite strings

 

[Mewalkabout]

As a walmart employee she hates picking up the kite strings

Uses the string to string up the damn kite flyers

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Uses the string to string up the damn kite flyers

Helped with the knots

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Helped with the knots

Tied Don Knotts up in knots once.
Just so he could meet Andy and aunt Bea.

 

[Taegul]

Has seen Nickelback in concert 84 times and still claims they're the worst band ever.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

He once designed what he thought to be the most perfect and glorious hat of all time. He asked a bunch of people "Do you like my hat?" They all said "No, I do not like your hat. Goodbye". He hasn't worn a hat since

 

[Coyote100]

Played center for a professional women's basketball team.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Played center for a professional women's basketball team.

Photographed revealing/sneaky photos of the women’s basketball team during matches!

 

[munch2much]

Photographed revealing/sneaky photos of the women’s basketball team during matches!

She’s actually wearing clothes

 

[Mewalkabout]

She’s actually wearing clothes

Sleeps with a cardboard cut out of Ted Danson

 

[SimonSex]

Has some Clausen pickles in the fridge that really need to be thrown out.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Prefers Vlassic.
Dills and not the spears

 

[SimonSex]

Rocks mutton chops like it’s 1825.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

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Still stuck in the 1800s
Has this thing for buggy whips

 

[HollyS]

Obtained an Amish bed board to aid with edging sessions.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Obtained an Amish bed board to aid with edging sessions.

Has hoop dresses and corsets she still wears in public

 

[HollyS]

Has hoop dresses and corsets she still wears in public

(Well, the hoop dress part is a lie, anyway!)

Went to Amish culinary school. Can cook circles around most people!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Big Emeril fan.
Even says bam when she serves take out to the fam.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Big Emeril fan.
Even says bam when she serves take out to the fam.

Licks packs of socks at Walmart

 

[BrendaBear]

Big Emeril fan.
Even says bam when she serves take out to the fam.

Likes to run in marathons, but he gets confused and runs 26 feet instead of 26 miles.