~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[EricaAnna]

Likes to run in marathons, but he gets confused and runs 26 feet instead of 26 miles.

She likes to raid my closet and never gives them back!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

She likes to raid my closet and never gives them back!

She never gives you your closet back? The nerve!!!

Has considered investing in armoires that can be locked … but instead opted to put a snare in her closet … @BrendaBear will pay!!

 

[BrendaBear]

She never gives you your closet back? The nerve!!!

Has considered investing in armoires that can be locked … but instead opted to put a snare in her closet … @BrendaBear will pay!!

He talked her into it... he is a fiend I tell ya!!!

 

[EricaAnna]

He talked her into it... he is a fiend I tell ya!!!

The snare is actually just a trap with a collar and @BrendaBear is making sure she trips it!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

The snare is actually just a trap with a collar and @BrendaBear is making sure she trips it!

I told you it would work.

 

[BrendaBear]

The snare is actually just a trap with a collar and @BrendaBear is making sure she trips it!

I told you it would work.

Hey hey hey!!! I thought this was supposed to be lies???

I avoided that trap and worked extra hard to make sure I didn't get captured!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

The snare is actually just a trap with a collar and @BrendaBear is making sure she trips it!

Doesn’t know what to do now that she caught a bear.

Hey hey hey!!! I thought this was supposed to be lies???

I avoided that trap and worked extra hard to make sure I didn't get captured!

Offered her the memoirs of what to do with your bear after you’ve caught her.

 

[BrendaBear]

The snare is actually just a trap with a collar and @BrendaBear is making sure she trips it!

*** skip me... but... this really cracked me up... well played... well played. ***

 

[BrendaBear]

Doesn’t know what to do now that she caught a bear.

Offered her the memoirs of what to do with your bear after you’ve caught her.

Silly silly man.... I'm only a mama bear when someone upsets my cubs...

I'm sure I could give someone who managed to somehow restrain me some ideas on what they could do.... I am sure I sent him 20 DMs with ideas last week!

 

[Sammysub07]

Silly silly man.... I'm only a mama bear when someone upsets my cubs...

I'm sure I could give someone who managed to somehow restrain me some ideas on what they could do.... I am sure I sent him 20 DMs with ideas last week!

Her new Mamabar mascot is one of @TXRafe gummies!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Her new Mamabar mascot is one of @TXRafe gummies!

Gets the gummy bear theme song stuck in her head with the wrong lyrics.

“ Gummy Bears Fucking here and there and everywhere High adventure that’s beyond compare fucking the Gummy Bears! fucking the gummy beaaaaaars!”

 

[markchamberlain]

Doesn’t know what to do now that she caught a bear.

Offered her the memoirs of what to do with your bear after you’ve caught her.

Finishes weekly call with mom with "Bye mom, love you..." *click* "...asshole."

 

[Sammysub07]

Gets the gummy bear theme song stuck in her bed with the wrong lyrics.

“ Gummy Bears Fucking here and there and everywhere High adventure that’s beyond compare fucking the Gummy Bears! fucking the gummy beaaaaaars!”

Gave up on the gummy bear song and got that damn Lamb Chops song stuck in his head

Skips away laughing

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Finishes weekly call with mom with "Bye mom, love you..." *click* "...asshole."

Likes to start with mom jokes to find out who finishes with his.

 

[EricaAnna]

Likes to start with mom jokes to find out who finishes with his.

Actually hates dancing with a passion!

 

[Sammysub07]

Actually hates dancing with a passion!

Takes dancing classes from the man that’s always dancing

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Takes dancing classes from the man that’s always dancing

Wants to start her own dance studio, but the competition is so damn fierce.

Fierce.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Wants to start her own dance studio, but the competition is so damn fierce.

Fierce.

Auditioned for that dance group

 

[EricaAnna]

*** skip me... but... this really cracked me up... well played... well played. ***

Thank you, it mightve been a bit closer to truth than a lie...but I'm sure you'll forgive me

***skip me***

 

[BrendaBear]

Auditioned for that dance group

Auditioned to be the xylophone player in a heavy metal band…. Doesn’t know why he didn’t get the gig.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Auditioned for that dance group

Every relationship of his ends with a swan song

 

[BrendaBear]

Every relationship of his ends with a swan song

Likes skipping my entries because he thinks that will make me get upset, go to his house, tie him up, and do naughty delightful things to him again.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Auditioned to be the xylophone player in a heavy metal band…. Doesn’t know why he didn’t get the gig.

Her fav genre is tin foil

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Likes skipping my entries because he thinks that will make me get upset, go to his house, tie him up, and do naughty delightful things to him again.

Mmmmm
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She need 4 checked bags just to carry her toys

 

[BrendaBear]

Mmmmm
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She need 4 checked bags just to carry her toys

Silly man… I don’t fly because I need a truck for all my toys! I usually can talk him into driving the truck but he tries to block my hedonistic ways out of his vanilla ways….