~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Mewalkabout]

Is an amateur beekeeper.

Wears a tutu at the gym

 

[KatieHoney]

Has a part time job teaching Spanish to Giraffes

 

[EctoJohn]

Has a part time job teaching Spanish to Giraffes

Created the very first cat to dog translator.

 

[BrendaBear]

Created the very first cat to dog translator.

He planned to go over Niagra falls in a barrel until he had a sudden attack of common sense

 

[Mewalkabout]

He planned to go over Niagra falls in a barrel until he had a sudden attack of common sense

Asked a waiter for a new date once

 

[EctoJohn]

Asked a waiter for a new date once

Once was a spy for the Algerian government whose main job was investigating tips and tricks used for Super Mario Bros. speedruns.

 

[kenbrack]

Owns 9 raccoons named after the Brady Bunch characters

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Owns 9 raccoons named after the Brady Bunch characters

likes to eat Raccoons

 

[Sammysub07]

likes to eat Raccoons

Likes to eat alligator with Bobby Boucher’s Mama

 

[Shenanigans90]

Likes to eat alligator with Bobby Boucher’s Mama

She was put on the do not eat list because she’s too spicy.

 

[Illnevertell79]

He likes little butt's and hates tacos.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

He likes little butt's and hates tacos.

She likes runny eggs in the morning

 

[PassionsFlame]

She'll tell all your secrets

 

[Justabaldguy70]

She'll tell all your secrets

She doesn’t know that I am a guy lol

 

[Coyote100]

She doesn’t know that I am a guy lol

She doesn't know because of all the dresses you wear in public.

 

[BrendaBear]

She doesn't know because of all the dresses you wear in public.

Hates it when people mispronounce “coyote”. Says it is pronounced “Tim”.

 

[Sammysub07]

Hates it when people mispronounce “coyote”. Says it is pronounced “Tim”.

Almost took a new pet dog home. Vet had to tell her coyotes aren’t pets

 

[BrendaBear]

Almost took a new pet dog home. Vet had to tell her coyotes aren’t pets

Offered to find me a pet as a condolence… I didn’t realize she meant a human.

 

[Coyote100]

Hates it when people mispronounce “coyote”. Says it is pronounced “Tim”.

Offered to find me a pet as a condolence… I didn’t realize she meant a human.

She obviously has me confused with Tim.

 

[Sammysub07]

SHe obviously has me confused with Tim.

Went on a search to discover what “Tiny Tim” really meant

 

[BrendaBear]

Went on a search to discover what “Tiny Tim” really meant

Has been known to flash her boobs at the opposing team at critical moments to distract them. And it works… every… single… time.

 

[EctoJohn]

Has been known to flash her boobs at the opposing team at critical moments to distract them. And it works… every… single… time.

When they were younger, they wanted to drive a big rig just to have an excuse to visit truck stop restrooms.

 

[SimonSex]

Visits Buc-ee’s for a different kind of jerky.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Visits Buc-ee’s for a different kind of jerky.

Likes packing Buc-ee's fudge

 

[BrendaBear]

Likes packing Buc-ee's fudge

Once drove across the country to go to a small pizza parlor he visited once before.... when he got there, he bought some food, sat down and ate it, then got back in the car drove all the way back home.