~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Hornymwtxn]

Adapted her jeep to have fully autonomous driving capabilities.

Constantly sends it to grab fast food.

 

[BrendaBear]

Adapted her jeep to have fully autonomous driving capabilities.

Constantly sends it to grab fast food.

Sssshhh!! You told me you weren't going to tell anyone!

Likes to drive around town in the early evening, with the top down, the stereo blasting away... playing the theme from Miami Vice.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Adapted her jeep to have fully autonomous driving capabilities.

Constantly sends it to grab fast food.

Hey.. taco bell at 5 am sounds perfect!

He's a sooners fan and loves that they went to the SEC

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Hey.. taco bell at 5 am sounds perfect!

He's a sooners fan and loves that they went to the SEC

That would certainly solve a bit of constipation.
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Roots for Duke. Simply because they a blue and devils.
Is also a coach K groupie

 

[KatieHoney]

Formed a cult of ex college basketball players and embezzled all their funds to spend on experimental hairstyles

 

[BrendaBear]

Formed a cult of ex college basketball players and embezzled all their funds to spend on experimental hairstyles

You notice, she didn't mention how much money she made off him with giving him those experimental hairstyles.

It was... a lot.... Just... wow.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

You notice, she didn't mention how much money she made off him with giving him those experimental hairstyles.

It was... a lot.... Just... wow.

Not only am I the CEO I am a client so you can definitely trust me.
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Embezzled millions but got pardoned, for reasons.

 

[BrendaBear]

Not only am I the CEO I am a client so you can definitely trust me.
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Embezzled millions but got pardoned, for reasons.

Sure... I embezzled millions... of buttcoins! When the bottom fell out of that, they were worthless!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Sure... I embezzled millions... of buttcoins! When the bottom fell out of that, they were worthless!

Cashed out near the bottom.
Invested in NFTs

 

[KatieHoney]

Or so he thought. He was actually scammed and invested all his money in a pyramid scheme selling sun tan lotion to Eskimos.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Or so he thought. He was actually scammed and invested all his money in a pyramid scheme selling sun tan lotion to Eskimos.

Was Ken Lay's executive secretary.
Their secrets died with him.

 

[BrendaBear]

Was Ken Lay's executive secretary.
Their secrets died with him.

Was Joe Frito's drinking buddy.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Was Joe Frito's drinking buddy.

Likes blue corn tortilla chips that weren't actually made from blue corn, just past their expiration dates.

 

[SimonSex]

Has a recipe for bourbon balls, but not the kind you’re thinking

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Has a recipe for bourbon balls, but not the kind you’re thinking

Has a bomb making recipe.
Under surveillance

 

[KatieHoney]

Suspected of multiple crimes against humanity, mostly related to his fashion sense

 

[Poeticwolf]

Suspected of multiple crimes against humanity, mostly related to his fashion sense

Is secretly Judge Judy

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Is secretly Judge Judy

Is actually a coyote who struggles with rhymes

 

[KatieHoney]

Is actually a hyena who wears a blues brothers hat and dark glasses, and plays Jazz on her saxophone

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Is actually a hyena who wears a blues brothers hat and dark glasses, and plays Jazz on her saxophone

Is world's leading jazz kazoo musician

 

[Poeticwolf]

Is actually a hyena who wears a blues brothers hat and dark glasses, and plays Jazz on her saxophone

Is actually an angel of heaven, as beautiful as a rose, just mind her thorns

 

[Scarred65]

Is actually an angel of heaven, as beautiful as a rose, just mind her thorns

Is a warlock with only one working spell. Which he hasn't found yet.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Is actually an angel of heaven, as beautiful as a rose, just mind her thorns

Haiku.

Enough said.

 

[crazychemgirl]

loves to go to the duck pond and lay on the ground with seeds hoping to be accepted into the flock

 

[Poeticwolf]

loves to go to the duck pond and lay on the ground with seeds hoping to be accepted into the flock

Not crazy