~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[KatieHoney]

Rules all the world's ducks with mind control

 

[Poeticwolf]

Jealous she can't get all her ducks in a row

 

[KatieHoney]

Tried to breed 4 legged ducks

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Tried to breed 4 legged ducks

Likes to play goose goose duck

 

[Illnevertell79]

Likes to play Daddy Daddy May I

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Likes to play Daddy Daddy May I

Hides a lot of things in that cleavage

 

[Illnevertell79]

Hides a lot of things in that cleavage

But that's not a lie..... lol

Goes around trying to measure women's cleavages

 

[Poeticwolf]

Tried to breed 4 legged ducks

Likes to play red rover

 

[Illnevertell79]

A sucker for a good game of green light red light

 

[Poeticwolf]

A sucker for a good game of green light red light

Likes to get tied up with the naughty version of double dutch

 

[Illnevertell79]

Likes to get tied up with the naughty version of double dutch

Likes to sack race naked... two people to a sack... and falls for fun..

 

[Poeticwolf]

Likes to sack race naked... two people to a sack... and falls for fun..

Wishes she could sack race with me, or share a sleeping bag.. for the warmth of course

 

[Luv2tongueu]

Has a sleeping bag lined with pubic hair from virgin wolves.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Has a sleeping bag lined with pubic hair from virgin wolves.

Sells a range of sleeping bags lined with their own pubic hair

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Sells a range of sleeping bags lined with their own pubic hair

Gets a new model of said sleeping bags yearly

 

[Scarred65]

Gets a new model of said sleeping bags yearly

Steals entire homeless encampments, rearranges them and the sells his "art" to billionaires for a dollar.

 

[KatieHoney]

Mounted a campaign to get Jake Gyllenhaal added to Mount Rushmore

 

[Mewalkabout]

Mounted a campaign to get Jake Gyllenhaal added to Mount Rushmore

Calls random people to invite them to game of go fish

 

[KatieHoney]

Started a flashmob in Home Depot involving only women called Nora

 

[EctoJohn]

Started a flashmob in Home Depot involving only women called Nora

Once voted against voting rights.

 

[Gatliss123]

Tried to resurrect an ancient god that unleashed a gigantic marshmallow man on New York.

 

[EctoJohn]

Tried to resurrect an ancient god that unleashed a gigantic marshmallow man on New York.

Used to hold the world record for most gnomes strangled in 1 hour back in 1993.

 

[Gatliss123]

Broke into a museum and stole every artifact whose name began with the letter H.

 

[EctoJohn]

Broke into a museum and stole every artifact whose name began with the letter H.

Gets off on telling lies about others.

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

Gets off on telling lies about others.

Has told everyone that listens the Ghostbusters movie was an autobiographical movie about his life.