~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[KatieHoney]

Used to tell women in bars that he was Tom Cruise's stuntman but had to quit because the stunts weren't dangerous enough

 

[Illnevertell79]

Went home from the bar with Tom Cruise's stuntman.

 

[Poeticwolf]

Went home from the bar with Tom Cruise's stuntman.

Was asked out by Tom Cruise, but refused because he was so much shorter in person

 

[KatieHoney]

Wears a Cuban heel to make himself look taller, and refers to himself in the third person as 'the vibe'.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Owns a Cuban heel factory for all the short men

 

[Poeticwolf]

Owns a Cuban heel factory for all the short men

Has no idea where Cuba is

 

[HollyS]

Has no idea where Cuba is

Couldn't identify iambic pentameter if it bit him on his pen.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Couldn't identify iambic pentameter if it bit him on his pen.

Has a dictionary and thesaurus on her nightstand

 

[Poeticwolf]

Wonders why that's a bad thing

 

[KatieHoney]

Thinks a thesaurus is a dinosaur that survived the meteorite

 

[Poeticwolf]

Thinks a thesaurus is a dinosaur that survived the meteorite

Is so old she remembers playing with the dinosaurs

 

[Illnevertell79]

Is so old she remembers playing with the dinosaurs

Is so old he remembers before dinosaurs roamed the earth

 

[KatieHoney]

Was the first to discover fire, but had the idea stolen and lost millions

 

[Poeticwolf]

Was the first to discover fire, but had the idea stolen and lost millions

Thinks farts in fires are funny

 

[Illnevertell79]

Thinks farts in fires are funny

Tried to sale farts in jars via Ebay

 

[KatieHoney]

Got caught selling synthesised farts and faced a congressional inquiry

 

[Poeticwolf]

Got caught selling synthesised farts and faced a congressional inquiry

Thinks she is a member of Congress

 

[KatieHoney]

Was once the prime minister of Papua New Guinea

 

[Poeticwolf]

Was once the prime minister of Papua New Guinea

Has an odd attraction to small furry animals like guinea pigs

 

[KatieHoney]

Is banned by the FDA from ever serving food again, when his food truck was found to be selling sandwiches and burritos containing sasquatch meat and unicorn horns.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Is banned by the FDA from ever serving food again, when his food truck was found to be selling sandwiches and burritos containing sasquatch meat and unicorn horns.

Was particularly frustrated by that because she’d been tracking sasquatch for years - with a whole series of drones and everything

 

[Poeticwolf]

Was particularly frustrated by that because she’d been tracking sasquatch for years - with a whole series of drones and everything

Has sasquatch hidden under her bed, because he is furry and cuddly

 

[KatieHoney]

Has a life-size sasquatch sex doll which he won in a poker game with the governor of Georgia

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Has a life-size sasquatch sex doll which he won in a poker game with the governor of Georgia

Is addicted to poker and liquor games.

 

[Poeticwolf]

Has a life-size sasquatch sex doll which he won in a poker game with the governor of Georgia

Likes to play tea time with her sex dolls, and the governor of Tennessee