~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Hornymwtxn]

Likes to play tea time with her sex dolls, and the governor of Tennessee

He prefers the senators from TN.

 

[KatieHoney]

Is addicted to poker and liquor games.

Liquor in the front and poker in the rear?

 

[Poeticwolf]

Liquor in the front and poker in the rear?

Thinks my tractor is sexy

 

[Scarred65]

Thinks my tractor is sexy

Has a collection of plastic John Deeres which he sits on going "Brum, Brum, I'm a farmer Mom"

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Has a collection of plastic John Deeres which he sits on going "Brum, Brum, I'm a farmer Mom"

Has a collection of alternative plastic toys that also makes a ‘Brum, Brum’ sound when they sit on them…

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Has a collection of alternative plastic toys that also makes a ‘Brum, Brum’ sound when they sit on them…

His sex toys require 2 cycle oil and need to be kick started

 

[Illnevertell79]

Has a collection of metal and glass toys that go Bzzz Bzzz

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Has a collection of metal and glass toys that go Bzzz Bzzz

Has also made use of their collection.. drained all the batteries

 

[Illnevertell79]

Has also made use of their collection.. drained all the batteries

Is headed to the store to buy me some more batteries

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Has a collection of metal and glass toys that go Bzzz Bzzz

Her side hustle led to a full time job.

Sex toy reviewer.
Her highest rating is 2 thumbs up a bum.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Her side hustle led to a full time job.

Sex toy reviewer.
Her highest rating is 2 thumbs up a bum.

Was hired as my very own toy cleaner... wax on wax off

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Was hired as my very own toy cleaner... wax on wax off

Was taught by Mr Miyagi…

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Was hired as my very own toy cleaner... wax on wax off

Aye caruba!

 

[Illnevertell79]

Aye caruba!

Has alot to say but English is limited

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Has alot to say but English is limited

Keeps @Hornymwtxn in a ball gag.. so they can’t make use of that anyway..

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Has alot to say but English is limited

Sign language can be universal.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Sign language can be universal.

Fluent in sign language but only has 3 fingers...

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Fluent in sign language but only has 3 fingers...

Pours herself 3 fingers often

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Pours herself 3 fingers often

prefers to receive 5 fingers …

 

[Illnevertell79]

Prefers the fist... oh and wrist

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Prefers the fist... oh and wrist

Gives new meaning to fist bumping

 

[Gatliss123]

Is actually a leprechaun wearing human skin that sells off brand lucky charms.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Is actually a leprechaun wearing human skin that sells off brand lucky charms.

Has their own off label equivalent of Golden Grahams, and wears a gimp mask in public to avoid their real identity becoming know, I mean it isn’t easy being Tony the Tiger when you’re selling knock off versions of your competitors items…

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Has their own off label equivalent of Golden Grahams, and wears a gimp mask in public to avoid their real identity becoming know, I mean it isn’t easy being Tony the Tiger when you’re selling knock off versions of your competitors items…

Yells THEY'RE GREAT everytime he has an orgasm

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Yells THEY'RE GREAT everytime he has an orgasm

.. it’s supposed to be LIES!

Dresses up as the Kelloggs Cockerel when role playing and yells cockle-doodle-do when they cum