~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Gatliss123]

Has a kink for used socks that have the word "Cwtch" written on them.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

.. it’s supposed to be LIES!

Dresses up as the Kelloggs Cockerel when role playing and yells cockle-doodle-do when they cum

Foghorn Leghorn taught him everything he knows about chicks.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Foghorn Leghorn taught him everything he knows about chicks.

Learned everything they knew about chicks from Colonel Sanders, still can’t fuck one unless they coat them in 11 special herbs and spices first…

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Learned everything they knew about chicks from Colonel Sanders, still can’t fuck one unless they coat them in 11 special herbs and spices first…

He has only 1 secret sauce. Limited production run too.

 

[Gatliss123]

Jealous of my secret sauce because it doesn't possess traces of semen, tar, radiation, and isn't carcinogenic.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Jealous of my secret sauce because it doesn't possess traces of semen, tar, radiation, and isn't carcinogenic.

Is the administrator of District 9 in disguise…

 

[Gatliss123]

Was the white dragon the red dragon fought.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Was the white dragon the red dragon fought.

Got Saint George and George of the Jungle mixed up.. when went to battle the dragon, was only in a loin cloth and got fried so much, they now resemble burnt bacon

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Got Saint George and George of the Jungle mixed up.. when went to battle the dragon, was only in a loin cloth and got fried so much, they now resemble burnt bacon

Prefers links over patties just because

 

[EctoJohn]

Prefers links over patties just because

Claims to have invented the world's most illegal brass instrument.

 

[KatieHoney]

Once took the world's most famous violinist to bed and made her play his 'instrument' with her bow.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Once took the world's most famous violinist to bed and made her play his 'instrument' with her bow.

Registers on the Richter scale every time she orgasms.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Registers on the Richter scale every time she orgasms.

Has a geigercounter that records each one

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Has a geigercounter that records each one

Plays baseball and draws a base everytime due to his 4 balls.

 

[HollyS]

Plays baseball and draws a base everytime due to his 4 balls.

Strikes out every time he tries to pick up someone at the bar. (At least, I hope that's a lie!)

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Strikes out every time he tries to pick up someone at the bar. (At least, I hope that's a lie!)

Edited to say....Beer goggles, 'worn by others", help me tremendously.
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Plays cupid at closing time so as everybody has a happy ending.

 

[KatieHoney]

Was asked to write a happy ending for a Disney movie and was, unsurprisingly, fired when the misunderstanding became clear

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Was asked to write a happy ending for a Disney movie and was, unsurprisingly, fired when the misunderstanding became clear

Meg Ryan is her fav actress ever since she faked an orgasm with clothes on and in a crowded restaurant.

 

[KatieHoney]

Invented a self-care device called the 'masturbation station' and sold it on the dark web during the pandemic. It's been credited with saving the western world.

 

[Gatliss123]

Once decimated 69,000 beehives to quench thirst for honey.

 

[KatieHoney]

Thinks honey comes from butterflies and is still wondering why his butterfly hive has produced none

 

[Gatliss123]

Is actually a Wasp that hates Bees and Butterflies and Moths, and has been known to paralyse spiders and inject them with eggs that eat their way out.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Is actually a Wasp that hates Bees and Butterflies and Moths, and has been known to paralyse spiders and inject them with eggs that eat their way out.

Is into scat and tries to capture a pooh bear.

 

[Gatliss123]

Drinks a cocktail of horse semen, Clamato juice and Tabasco sauce every morning.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Drinks a cocktail of horse semen, Clamato juice and Tabasco sauce every morning.

He prefers his horse semen straight from the tap.