~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[EctoJohn]

He prefers his horse semen straight from the tap.

Takes women to his basement to take naughty pictures of them as The Thing from Fantastic Four.

 

[Scarred65]

Takes women to his basement to take naughty pictures of them as The Thing from Fantastic Four.

Has a secret recipe for fluffy gossamer striped pink donuts but shares it only with his purple unicorn friends.

 

[Gatliss123]

Has a secret recipe for fluffy gossamer striped pink donuts but shares it only with his purple unicorn friends.

Wants to steal donut recipes and sell cyanide laced donuts to ignorant Unicorns.

 

[Scarred65]

Wants to steal donut recipes and sell cyanide laced donuts to ignorant Unicorns.

Is not cool and ratted me out before my plans were realised

 

[HollyS]

Is not cool and ratted me out before my plans were realised

Has also been developing a recipe for cum-filled donuts, but hasn't been able to get FDA approval yet.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Has also been developing a recipe for cum-filled donuts, but hasn't been able to get FDA approval yet.

Knows a blackmarket that will sell those donuts

 

[sexymanfun]

Was an extra in a mentos commercial.
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[Gatliss123]

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Was an extra in a mentos commercial.
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Invented human flavoured mentos.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Invented human flavoured mentos.
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bought a lifetime supply of human flavored mentos

 

[Gatliss123]

Broke a piano over a clown's head.

 

[HollyS]

Broke a piano over a clown's head.

Gave the clown cpr til the ambulance arrived.

 

[Jaws82]

Gave the clown cpr til the ambulance arrived.

Got lost driving an ambulance

 

[HollyS]

Got lost driving an ambulance

Gave me the directions that got me lost.

 

[Jaws82]

Gave me the directions that got me lost.

Decided to make good use to the gurney since she got lost

 

[HollyS]

Decided to make good use to the gurney since she got lost

Stole the gurney even though he knew I needed a nap!

 

[Jaws82]

Took his shoes

 

[HollyS]

Took his shoes

Gave me bad directions AND drugged me while I was trying save the clown.

He must REALLY hate clowns.

 

[Jaws82]

Gave me bad directions AND drugged me while I was trying save the clown.

He must REALLY hate clowns.

I do. But its mainly because I'm an asshole.

She dared me to try and get us fired

 

[Gatliss123]

I do. But its mainly because I'm an asshole.

She dared me to try and get us fired

Caused clown to pass away from injuries.

 

[Jaws82]

Caused clown to pass away from injuries.

Took the case as the prosecutor. Denies proclown bias

 

[Playwithmee]

Took the case as the prosecutor. Denies proclown bias

The Jaws of life were named after his CPR skills

 

[Gatliss123]

Tried to spray me with a seltzer bottle filled with sulphuric acid during courthouse hearing.

 

[HollyS]

Tried to spray me with a seltzer bottle filled with sulphuric acid during courthouse hearing.

Rounded up a posse to bring some frontier justice to the clown killing asshole.

 

[Jaws82]

Rounded up a posse to bring some frontier justice to the clown killing asshole.

Smuggled the clown killing asshole to The North

 

[Gatliss123]

Sent me a pie filled with Semtex and TNT to kill me.