~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Jaws82]

Sent me a pie filled with Semtex and TNT to kill me.

First off this is clearly a lie I would never sacrifice a pie for such a thing.

I'd use a flan

 

[Gatliss123]

First off this is clearly a lie I would never sacrifice a pie for such a thing.

I'd use a flan

Okay, maybe it wasn't a pie. But it was definitely a confectionary of some kind.

 

[Jaws82]

Okay, maybe it wasn't a pie. But it was definitely a confectionary of some kind.

*Mr Garvey "thank you" gif*

 

[EctoJohn]

*Mr Garvey "thank you" gif*

They considered actually buying TikTok, but then got distracted by the sound of a nearby Street Fighter 2 arcade machine.

 

[curious_slut]

Spends way too much time searching for Neanderthal porn

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Spends way too much time searching for Neanderthal porn

That so simple a caveman can do it..... her idea

 

[EctoJohn]

That so simple a caveman can do it..... her idea

Once thought they could fly simply by praying to the almighty crow god, Harold.

 

[BDA73]

Original screen name was eltonjohn

 

[KatieHoney]

First job after college was as Elton John's fluffer

 

[azz_vt]

First job after college was as Elton John's fluffer

Really she is Winnie the Pooh and getting to know people whit a feminine name and a tie in to that sweet sweet honey. She just wants to steal it all…

 

[SimonSex]

Drives an ice cream truck that only plays AC/DC

 

[KatieHoney]

Has developed an AC/DC ice cream flavour. It tastes of electricity

 

[SimonSex]

She’s on the highway to hell: AKA the M1

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Has developed an AC/DC ice cream flavour. It tastes of electricity

Her fav dessert is to put sour patch candy in vanilla ice cream.

 

[KatieHoney]

Has a severe case of Hells Bells after Sinking the Pink in a Thunderstruck woman he met in a theme park in the middle of a solar eclipse

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Has a severe case of Hells Bells after Sinking the Pink in a Thunderstruck woman he met in a theme park in the middle of a solar eclipse

She still thinks every time a bell rings an angel gets their wings.

We all know it's redbull

 

[KatieHoney]

Injected Red Bull into his genitals in an attempt to supersize them and become simultaneously immortal

 

[sexymanfun]

Taught the Hawk Tuha girl everything she knows about giving blow jobs

 

[KatieHoney]

Is the Hawk Tuah 'girl'. The disguise was that good that nobody noticed

 

[SimonSex]

Wears football cleats in bed for traction.

 

[KatieHoney]

Wears a beard of bees and a loin cloth to attract women to his harem. It currently consists of the world's oldest woman and a depressed circus clown

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Wears a beard of bees and a loin cloth to attract women to his harem. It currently consists of the world's oldest woman and a depressed circus clown

Wears clown shoes to bed

 

[Gatliss123]

Invented crystal pepsi.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Invented crystal pepsi.

Does crystal meth

 

[Gatliss123]

Supplies and manipulates my meth addiction.