~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Hornymwtxn]

Supplies and manipulates my meth addiction.

Meth isn't his only addiction.
Self help books can only do so much.
Needs help.
Professional help

 

[KatieHoney]

Wrote a self-help book about how to reduce your reliance on self-help books. It topped the New York times bestseller list, and was made into a movie starring Reese Witherspoon and Jack Black

 

[Gatliss123]

Got Tommy Wiseau to play me in the movie.

 

[Scarred65]

Got Tommy Wiseau to play me in the movie.

Which was apt as he is actually the love child of Tommy Wiseau and Miriam Margolyes.

 

[Gatliss123]

Is actually my real father who left me with a pack of coyotes as a child.

 

[EctoJohn]

Is actually my real father who left me with a pack of coyotes as a child.

Knows the secret to winning every videogame released in 1983.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Knows the secret to winning every videogame released in 1983.

Still has an Atari in shrink wrap from 1983

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Still has an Atari in shrink wrap from 1983

Still uses his floppy daily

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Still uses his floppy daily

Floppy is the name of his rabbit.. got the wrong idea when women said it was the best sex toy ever… poor Floppy…

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Floppy is the name of his rabbit.. got the wrong idea when women said it was the best sex toy ever… poor Floppy…

Has pulled plenty of rabbits outta his pants

 

[Gatliss123]

Is infested with trouser eels.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Is infested with trouser eels.

Wears edible underwear just as a precaution.
Boy scouts taught him to be prepared

 

[Gatliss123]

Feeds pigeons fentanyl and sets them on homeless people.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Feeds pigeons fentanyl and sets them on homeless people.

Uses heroin because he wants to be a heroine

 

[Gatliss123]

Had all his novels ghostwritten and didn't pay the ghostwriter.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Had all his novels ghostwritten and didn't pay the ghostwriter.

Is still fuming at not receiving payment

 

[KatieHoney]

Thinks ghostwriters are the poets they murdered and buried in the woods, come back to haunt them with verse

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Thinks ghostwriters are the poets they murdered and buried in the woods, come back to haunt them with verse

Played IT
Adores scary clowns

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Played IT
Adores scary clowns

Pennywise was their childhood idol. Explains current fascination with balloons …

 

[Gatliss123]

Considers Annie Wilkes an inspiration

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Considers Annie Wilkes an inspiration

That is really him in his avatar

 

[Cwtchseeker]

That is really him in his avatar

Was stunt double for Ken in the Barbie movie

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Was stunt double for Ken in the Barbie movie

Was a stunt double for Barbie in that movie

 

[Hornymwtxn]

That is really him in his avatar

Avatar is his fav movie of all time

 

[EctoJohn]

Avatar is his fav movie of all time

Tried to buy Nova Scotia for 9 Euros.