~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[HollyS]

Tried to buy Nova Scotia for 9 Euros.

Drew up a phony bill of sale, hoping to dupe Hornymwtxn out of 9 Euros.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Drew up a phony bill of sale, hoping to dupe Hornymwtxn out of 9 Euros.

Promised 9 inch heels, they were about 8 and a hohalf

 

[Gatliss123]

Promised wine, but instead brought Bailey's Irish Cream.

 

[Scarred65]

Promised magic mushrooms, edibles and the northern lights. Brought a saucer of milk and three bald cats .

 

[HollyS]

Fed the three bald cats mushrooms, videoed the resulting mayhem, and posted it online, hoping to go viral.

 

[Scarred65]

Stole the video. DID go viral. Spent all the money on purple wax shoes and a month in a "clothing compulsory" nudist resort

 

[HollyS]

Bought telescope and surveillance equipment and hid outside the nudist resort, collecting footage of all the nudists.

 

[Gatliss123]

Unleashed gigantic leeches into the pools of the resort in an attempt to make false injury claims and sue the resort.

 

[shybutobscene]

Unleashed gigantic leeches into the pools of the resort in an attempt to make false injury claims and sue the resort.

Was overjoyed with the bounty of leeches as an avid fisherman and used the leeches to attempt to catch the world record northern pike.

 

[Gatliss123]

Is shy, but not obscene.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Is shy, but not obscene.

Prefers midget porn and tortilla chips at the same time.

 

[Qky75]

Prefers midget porn and tortilla chips at the same time.

Started in an amateur midget porn flick during college

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Started in an amateur midget porn flick during college

He's been singing "Bend and Snap" ever since this afternoon.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Started in an amateur midget porn flick during college

Watched it on repeat.

 

[HollyS]

Watched it on repeat.

Thought I was kidding when I said I wish I was a Tootsie Pop.

 

[Qky75]

Supposed to be lies!!!

He's been singing "Bend and Snap" ever since this afternoon.

Just won a lifetime sponsorship from Carhartt and is considering a line of lingerie for the company.

Watched it on repeat.

Wonder why Q is looking at his credit card strangely

 

[MedicalMuse]

Thought I was kidding when I said I wish I was a Tootsie Pop.

Wishes she could be all the flavors

 

[SixShooter14]

Wishes she could be all the flavors

Wishes she could be all the flavors

 

[Gatliss123]

Wishes she could be all the flavors

Medically discharged a severely septic mime who had a severe meth addiction and stole his wallet.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Wishes she could be all the flavors

Likes all the flavors

Medically discharged a severely septic mime who had a severe meth addiction and stole his wallet.

Taught me how to steal wallets

 

[SixShooter14]

Likes her flavor

Supposed to be lies.....

 

[Gatliss123]

Gave me a box that was supposed to contain a cake, but actually had a stick of TNT inside. The resulting explosion is what caused the grotesque appearance you see in my profile pic.

 

[HollyS]

Medically discharged a severely septic mime who had a severe meth addiction and stole his wallet.

Was reportedly the septic mime.

 

[Gatliss123]

Was reportedly the septic mime.

Tried to steal my invisible meth while I was half dead in the hospital bed. Then laughed in my face and said I was dead.

 

[HollyS]

Tried to steal my invisible meth while I was half dead in the hospital bed. Then laughed in my face and said I was dead.

Was faking all along. The wallet that Medical Muse stole foiled his plan to steal a bunch of oxy and then Uber to freedom.