~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[kieranhalcyon01]

Keeps a collection of his trimmed toe nails

Eats his trimmed toenails

 

[Gatliss123]

Brings bendy straws to nuclear waste dumps and sucks up the residue, giving him horrific powers.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Brings bendy straws to nuclear waste dumps and sucks up the residue, giving him horrific powers.

Tried to turn eggs into magic beings

 

[Seokrocks]

He’s always walking about because he’s lost

 

[EctoJohn]

He’s always walking about because he’s lost

Refers to their cock as "A Knife" because their favorite movie when they were young was Crocodile Dundee.
"That's not a knife. THAT'S a knife."

 

[MiaBabe23]

Refers to their cock as "A Knife" because their favorite movie when they were young was Crocodile Dundee.
"That's not a knife. THAT'S a knife."

Tried to become a knife juggler and persisted for several days despite slicing up all his clothes in the process

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Tried to become a knife juggler and persisted for several days despite slicing up all his clothes in

Doesn't own a stitch of clothing

 

[KatieHoney]

Dresses by covering his genitals with strategically placed small woodland creatures

 

[Gatliss123]

Doused me in lighter fluid and lit me on fire with a flamethrower.

 

[EctoJohn]

Doused me in lighter fluid and lit me on fire with a flamethrower.

Once experimented on dogs for 40 consecutive days until he finally realized they were just gummy candy animals.
Luckily they were delicious.

 

[Gatliss123]

Is a giallo killer in a trenchcoat and felt hat, but kills using only a slightly sharpened spork.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Is a giallo killer in a trenchcoat and felt hat, but kills using only a slightly sharpened spork.

Has to eat using a fork with cork protectors on each prong so he doesn’t hurt his tongue

 

[HollyS]

Has to eat using a fork with cork protectors on each prong so he doesn’t hurt his tongue

Keeps a trio of Litsters caged in her basement for her sexual amusement.

It's not against their will.

 

[Gatliss123]

Keeps a trio of Litsters caged in her basement for her sexual amusement.

It's not against their will.

Stalks me in the dead of night with a giant Tesla coil gun because she thinks I'm a giant moth.

 

[Coyote100]

Stalks me in the dead of night with a giant Tesla coil gun because she thinks I'm a giant moth.

He has the most meaningful and emotionally beautiful avatar on Lit.

 

[SimonSex]

Calls dust bunnies “pets”.

 

[sexymanfun]

Loves to do his draw-rings (the cheeky monkey).

 

[Sammysub07]

Loves to draw monkeys everywhere!

 

[Illnevertell79]

Has several monkeys caged in her back yard

 

[Sammysub07]

Releases monkeys in my back yard to incite mayhem everywhere while laughing maniacally

 

[Illnevertell79]

Releases monkeys in my back yard to incite mayhem everywhere while laughing maniacally

This is supposed to be lies

Pimps her monkeys out to the local saloons

 

[Sammysub07]

This is supposed to be lies

Pimps her monkeys out to the local saloons

Tosses bananas everywhere so I don’t have to do any pimping

 

[Illnevertell79]

Tosses bananas everywhere so I don’t have to do any pimping

Steals only one banana a night, hmmm wonder why????

 

[Sammysub07]

Steals only one banana a night, hmmm wonder why????

Forgot how to do simple subtraction. I’ve been stealing two for weeks now

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Forgot how to do simple subtraction. I’ve been stealing two for weeks now

Has trouble doubling recipes