~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Sammysub07]

Has trouble doubling recipes

Sir, friend, or Alexa

Forgot how to use a pencil to write down recipes

 

[sexymanfun]

Wants to grab ahold my banana

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Sir, friend, or Alexa

Forgot how to use a pencil to write down recipes

Still uses cursive

 

[Illnevertell79]

Still uses cursive

Never learned how to read or write cursive

 

[sexymanfun]

Provided the 11th spice in the colonel's original secret recipe

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Never learned how to read or write cursive

She was the teacher that used a ruler on the knuckles of her students who didn't dot their i's

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Provided the 11th spice in the colonel's original secret recipe

Partakes in several herbs

 

[Illnevertell79]

She was the teacher that used a ruler on the knuckles of her students who didn't dot their i's

Intentionally doesn't dot his s

 

[Illnevertell79]

Partakes in several herbs

Constantly knocking on my door wanting them special herbs...

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Constantly knocking on my door wanting them special herbs...

Has several "spice" grinders. Wink wink

 

[Gatliss123]

Shoots at birds with a harpoon gun.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Shoots at birds with a harpoon gun.

Hunts deer with an elephant gun.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Hunts deer with an elephant gun.

Hunts elephant with a bb gun

 

[Gatliss123]

Hunts elephants with a deer gun for their ivory. Wiped out the Mammoths and Mastodons.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Hunts elephant with a bb gun

Tries to use her ben wa balls in her pellet gun.

 

[Gatliss123]

Tried to poison me with cyanide laced Special K.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Tried to poison me with cyanide laced Special K.

He needs high fiber cereals.

 

[Illnevertell79]

He needs high fiber cereals.

Came in first place in the three legged race.... he didn't have a partner..

 

[sexymanfun]

Once came in first in a pegging three guy's buttholes race

 

[Illnevertell79]

Once came in first in a pegging three guy's buttholes race

Still calls the other two guys to see what they are up to

 

[sexymanfun]

Still calls the other two guys to see what they are up to

Specifically to coordinate the carpool to our PTSD therapy sessions.

Her 401k portfolio is predominantly invested in adult undergarment manufacturing and their tier 3 suppliers

 

[Illnevertell79]

His 401K.... oh yeah.... he doesn't have one...

 

[sexymanfun]

His 401K.... oh yeah.... he doesn't have one...

.. because I converted it all to Melania coin.

Once sold a set of cutco knives to Bernie Madoff

 

[Illnevertell79]

.. because I converted it all to Melania coin.

Once sold a set of cutco knives to Bernie Madoff

I swear I didn't know he had high blood pressure (his cause of death)

Once bought a set of cutco knives off of Jeffrey Dalhers website

 

[Gatliss123]

Used the cutco knives to carve expletives on my car.