~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Illnevertell79]

It's the only way I can get others to play that game with me.
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Thinks dungeons and dragons should have a bdsm tint.

A druid that used to slay dragons in the dungeon

 

[Hornymwtxn]

A druid that used to slay dragons in the dungeon

Is asexual

 

[KatieHoney]

Hunts aardvarks with kitchen utensils.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Hunts aardvarks with kitchen utensils.

Uses a spork as a sex toy just because it reminds her of something dirty

 

[KatieHoney]

once had an embarrassing trip to the emergency room to have a whisk removed from his bottom after he 'fell over - right on to it'...

 

[Hornymwtxn]

once had an embarrassing trip to the emergency room to have a whisk removed from his bottom after he 'fell over - right on to it'...

Have you ever even lived if you haven't needed help fishing something out ya rear?
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Her electric toothbrush spends more time massaging than brushing

 

[EctoJohn]

Have you ever even lived if you haven't needed help fishing something out ya rear?
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Her electric toothbrush spends more time massaging than brushing

Tried for 5 years to create a holographic fence that actually worked like solid material.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Tried for 5 years to create a holographic fence that actually worked like solid material.

Bought a shock collar for his dog, uses it on himself

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Bought a shock collar for his dog, uses it on himself

Absolute rubbish at dancing.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Absolute rubbish at dancing.

Has epilepsy and won a break dancing contest he didn't even enter

 

[sexymanfun]

Faps to outtie belly button porn

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Faps to outtie belly button porn

Dates women who can deadlift more than he can.

 

[sexymanfun]

Dates women who can deadlift more than he can.

... I mean... I'd try almost anything once

https://media.tenor.com/iDckMHVJB6kAAAAM/flexgirl-muscle-girl.gif

 

[Hornymwtxn]

... I mean... I'd try almost anything once

https://media.tenor.com/iDckMHVJB6kAAAAM/flexgirl-muscle-girl.gif

You like to live dangerously I see.

How does she even wipe her ass?

 

[sexymanfun]

You like to live dangerously I see.

How does she even wipe her ass?

Uses guys like us

 

[Gatliss123]

Injects bull testosterone directly into his veins in the hopes of becoming a living minotaur.

 

[Qky75]

Injects bull testosterone directly into his veins in the hopes of becoming a living minotaur.

Notes the clock is 2AM and is really regretting that last cup of tea

 

[Illnevertell79]

Notes the clock is 2AM and is really regretting that last cup of tea

Loves to drink tea until 2am and then complain he isn't tired

 

[Qky75]

Loves to drink tea until 2am and then complain he isn't tired

Is jealous she can't stand over me and watch me sleep at 2AM

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Loves to drink tea until 2am and then complain he isn't tired

Complains every day she doesn't reach double digit orgasm total

 

[Gatliss123]

Complains every day she doesn't reach double digit orgasm total

Is jealous that he can't see in the dark like I can.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Is jealous that he can't see in the dark like I can.

Doesn't have a jealous bone in his body.

Actively seeking donors

 

[Illnevertell79]

Doesn't have a jealous bone in his body.

Actively seeking donors

Owns a donor clinic in Buffalo

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Doesn't have a jealous bone in his body.

Actively seeking donors

Posts baseless lies to get baseless lies told about him which he writes in a notebook of pick up lines to use at speed dating. This baseless lies is the only one that worked.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Posts baseless lies to get baseless lies told about him which he writes in a notebook of pick up lines to use at speed dating. This baseless lies is the only one that worked.

Actually has 2 left feet.
Still dances like nobody's watching