~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Qky75]

doesn't have a flute, and hates when men beg for her

Gets mad when people point out his replies don't rhyme.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Gets mad when people point out his replies don't rhyme.

Haikus make him happy

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Haikus make him happy

Is horny as in covered in horns, not horny in the way being on lit would imply

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Is horny as in covered in horns, not horny in the way being on lit would imply

When he sits on the throne it isn't a ceramic one.

 

[KatieHoney]

Made a throne from the bones of the Sasquatch he caught in his dreams after watching the Discovery channel and drinking moonshine

 

[Poeticwolf]

Has a thing for sasquatch, and his family

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Made a throne from the bones of the Sasquatch he caught in his dreams after watching the Discovery channel and drinking moonshine

Round these parts we call it hooch
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She makes yellow squash even yellower

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I reported those 2 recent spammy nonsensical music posts

 

[goldytheGoldfish]

No you didn't.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

No you didn't.

Ummm
Iggy for you

 

[goldytheGoldfish]

I reported you. You've been reported.

 

[EctoJohn]

Round these parts we call it hooch
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She makes yellow squash even yellower

(And now back to the game.)

His favorite game to play in the whole world is naked booty tag.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I reported you. You've been reported.

The funniest thing about this is that you initially tried to reply to him, but instead of replying to him, you reported him, and the text of the report is what you were trying to reply.

I am removing your spammy posts that don’t belong and I’m going to give you a break from the thread.

 

[shybutobscene]

I am removing your spammy posts that don’t belong and I’m going to give you a break from the thread.

Is actually a big fan of canned spam for supper.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Is actually a big fan of canned spam for supper.

Keeps spam in his nuclear shelter bunker.

Interesting tidbit.
Spam helped us win WW2

 

[shybutobscene]

Keeps spam in his nuclear shelter bunker.

Sorry, this is post baseless lies. You accidentally got one correct.

 

[Sammysub07]

Sorry, this is post baseless lies. You accidentally got one correct.

Purposely puts the wrong answers down when he takes a test. Hates getting good grades

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Purposely puts the wrong answers down when he takes a test. Hates getting good grades

She is a straight A student.

 

[sexymanfun]

Was once responsible for the rear left pneumatic gun on the Ferrari F1 pit crew on account of how fast he can nut

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Was once responsible for the rear left pneumatic gun on the Ferrari F1 pit crew on account of how fast he can nut

He is more a Nascar kinda guy.
Something about rubbing fenders gets him excited

 

[EctoJohn]

He is more a Nascar kinda guy.
Something about rubbing fenders gets him excited

Visited Sweden just to buy candy because he assumed he couldn't import Swedish Fish.

 

[sexymanfun]

He is more a Nascar kinda guy.
Something about rubbing fenders gets him excited

https://media.tenor.com/yn2Fv3hWdsgAAAAM/shake-and-bake-fist-pump.gif

Is the Key master

 

[Gatliss123]

Visited Sweden just to buy candy because he assumed he couldn't import Swedish Fish.

Went to Estonia to steal the Vanapagan Stone.

 

[EctoJohn]

Went to Estonia to steal the Vanapagan Stone.

Initially thought that a vape pen was a writing instrument made from steam.

 

[Gatliss123]

Initially thought that a vape pen was a writing instrument made from steam.

Tricked me into eating a vape pen by telling me it was actually a replica cake.