~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Photog1rl]

Actually has 2 left feet.
Still dances like nobody's watching

Is not a virgin, from Texas horny.

 

[Gatliss123]

Actually has 2 left feet.
Still dances like nobody's watching

Raises Emus in Southern Arizona.

 

[Qky75]

Is not a virgin, from Texas horny.

Really runs a one hour photo kiosk and grill but spelled her nic wrong

 

[Illnevertell79]

Really runs a one hour photo kiosk and grill but spelled her nic wrong

Says the box works both ways but has the box duct taped shut....

 

[Qky75]

Says the box works both ways but has the box duct taped shut....

Understands how a cat feels walking on double sided tape

 

[Illnevertell79]

Understands how a cat feels walking on double sided tape

Walks his cat three times a day so she can get fresh air..

 

[Qky75]

Walks his cat three times a day so she can get fresh air..

Walks her cabana boy 3times a day to keep him sweaty

 

[Illnevertell79]

Walks her cabana boy 3times a day to keep him sweaty

Still waiting for his call back from the cabana boy job he applied for...

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Still waiting for his call back from the cabana boy job he applied for...

Ate Qky's resume

 

[Gatliss123]

Still waiting for his call back from the cabana boy job he applied for...

Operates a nightclub with a massive bat infestation and poorly maintained fire escapes.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Operates a nightclub with a massive bat infestation and poorly maintained fire escapes.

Got caught biting bats heads of on the fire escape...

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Got caught biting bats heads of on the fire escape...

Used the bats as slingshot ammo

 

[Illnevertell79]

Used the bats as slingshot ammo

They once tried to start a petition to ban squirrels from the park.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

They once tried to start a petition to ban squirrels from the park.

Wants my squirrel to run in Her park

 

[Illnevertell79]

Wants my squirrel to run in Her park

Lies, Sir, they are supposed to be lies...

Gets up at 4am every morning to watch CSPAN and eat doughnuts

 

[SimonSex]

Was once bitten by a squirrel that was bitten by a bat that caught gamma rays flying over a military installation. Sadly, no super powers resulted but there’s lots of guano and rabies to be had.

 

[EctoJohn]

Was once bitten by a squirrel that was bitten by a bat that caught gamma rays flying over a military installation. Sadly, no super powers resulted but there’s lots of guano and rabies to be had.

Has secret plans to become lord of all Earth by secretly slipping bananas into every house on the planet.

 

[SimonSex]

Has secret plans to become lord of all Earth by secretly slipping bananas into every house on the planet.

Someone orange pigmented has that plan, not so secret, but who will meet his end, hopefully, in a finale not unlike Inglourious Basterds.

 

[Gatliss123]

Someone orange pigmented has that plan, not so secret, but who will meet his end, hopefully, in a finale not unlike Inglourious Basterds.

Dresses up like an elf and skips through woodlands playing a flute, poorly.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Dresses up like an elf and skips through woodlands playing a flute, poorly.

Sells flutes to helpless elves in the forest

 

[EctoJohn]

Sells flutes to helpless elves in the forest

Carves flutes out of discarded plastic.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Carves flutes out of discarded plastic.

Constantly begging for one of my flutes

 

[Poeticwolf]

Constantly begging for one of my flutes

doesn't have a flute, and hates when men beg for her

 

[SimonSex]

Makes popsicles out of orange juice in a penis mold

 

[Hornymwtxn]

doesn't have a flute, and hates when men beg for her

Longs to be in a pack so he can stop muttering poetry to himself