~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Photog1rl]

Tricked me into eating a vape pen by telling me it was actually a replica cake.

Hasn’t ridden a roller coaster since they were 13.

 

[Gatliss123]

Hasn’t ridden a roller coaster since they were 13.

Manufactures perfumes whose scent contains hallucinatory qualities.

 

[Biggalute]

Manufactures perfumes whose scent contains hallucinatory qualities.

Saves money on perfumes by buying Abscond instead of Escape

 

[Photog1rl]

Saves money on perfumes by buying Abscond instead of Escape

is a short king.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

is a short king.

I don't know..

 

[Gatliss123]

I don't know..

Is from the North of England and might actually be a sheep named Shaun.

 

[Sammysub07]

Is from the North of England and might actually be a sheep named Shaun.

Doesn’t know where North of England is

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Doesn’t know where North of England is

Meeting at the gym

 

[Gatliss123]

Meeting at the gym

Sets fire to traffic cones on weekends.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Sets fire to traffic cones on weekends.

Applied for an engineering job and cited his success at jenga for references

 

[Gatliss123]

Applied for an engineering job and cited his success at jenga for references

Can down 12,000 shots of pure mercury and not feel anything.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Can down 12,000 shots of pure mercury and not feel anything.

Was a witness to this incredible moment in human history!

 

[Gatliss123]

Was a witness to this incredible moment in human history!

Thinks ribs actually have eyes.

 

[Gatliss123]

Molests collies

Likes the taste of chimpanzee spunk.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Likes the taste of chimpanzee spunk.

Sells monkey spunk Gelatos in downtown detroit

 

[EctoJohn]

Sells monkey spunk Gelatos in downtown detroit

Traveled here from an alternate reality where wheels are square.

 

[Coyote100]

Traveled here from an alternate reality where wheels are square.

The Romantic Swordsman has lost duels with almost every woman on Lit.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

The Romantic Swordsman has lost duels with almost every woman on Lit.

Can't hunt for himself would be dead if not for roadkill

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Can't hunt for himself would be dead if not for roadkill

Owns Literotica’s only Roadkill Cafe

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Owns Literotica’s only Roadkill Cafe

Opened his own restaurant, they only served one thing. Frozen ho hos

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Opened his own restaurant, they only served one thing. Frozen ho hos

He orders 10 a day

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He orders 10 a day

Only sales made all day.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Only sales made all day.

Has a ho ho addiction

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Has a ho ho addiction

We all have heard of AA
He started another self help program... BB
Battling Baters

 

[Cwtchseeker]

We all have heard of AA
He started another self help program... BB
Battling Baters

He keeps relapsing and wanking both him
and his sponsor… the frozen ho hos are needed to cure the cock burn…