Ahaha who tf would want to stop that from continuing?He keeps relapsing and wanking both him
and his sponsor… the frozen ho hos are needed to cure the cock burn…
Silent partner of said ho ho factory
Created all the molds for the celebrity dongs.
Tested them all for authenticity
Once played backup center midfielder for the Icelandic national soccer team.
Is not obscure at all.
Buys used refrigerators and then resells them as if they are new.
Hordes freon as he likes it for huffing parties.
Is actually a llama himself.
Argues with Parisians about which country bakes the best baguettes.
Moonlights as a plumber and plants explosives into the traps of sinks.
Has poor night vision
Is a salesperson for night vision goggle company
Has actual horns
Knows how to toot others horns
He owns a kitschy shop down the road full of crafts made out of various horns, I visit him there often
Once got out of a speeding ticket by showing the cop her boobs.
Eats tacos like they're vaginas filled with beef.
