~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Gatliss123]

Waxes his 'beans' with car polish..

Inhales honey based solvents almost daily for a fix.

 

[Sammysub07]

Inhales honey based solvents almost daily for a fix.

Pours honey in his tub so he can roll around in it

 

[KatieHoney]

Styles herself on Winnie the Pooh, as in she doesn't wear any pants

 

[Coyote100]

She once was arrested for public disturbance by not wearing any pants in pùblic.

 

[KatieHoney]

Disguised himself as a cop to arrest pantless women and take them to his lair. He started a cult with them all as his followers, sat on a throne made from pickup truck parts, and called himself 'Cleetus the Great '.

 

[smtst5]

Disguised himself as a cop to arrest pantless women and take them to his lair. He started a cult with them all as his followers, sat on a throne made from pick up truck parts, and called himself 'Cleetus the Great '.

Always keeps a handcuff key within reach

 

[Beardy_181]

Always keeps a handcuff key within reach

His masturbation frequency has required two Tommy John surgeries.

 

[EctoJohn]

His masturbation frequency has required two Tommy John surgeries.

It's his fault that 99% of human beings cannot breath in water without aid.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Wears scuba gear when going down on a girl to try and stay there as long as possible... unfortunately, most women immediately say "this is a no diving zone" as soon as they see him decked out in that gear

 

[smtst5]

Wears scuba gear when going down on a girl to try and stay there as long as possible... unfortunately, most women immediately say "this is a no diving zone" as soon as they see him decked out in that gear

Is not like most women and loves the bubbles

 

[EctoJohn]

Is not like most women and loves the bubbles

Actually prefers flat soda.

 

[Coyote100]

It's his fault that 99% of human beings cannot breath in water without aid.

He has personally thanked me for all kind thìngs l have said about him on this thread.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Pleasures themselves to pictures of sloth from the goonies

 

[MiaBabe23]

Pleasures themselves to pictures of sloth from the goonies

He hopes this is true because he models himself on said sloth

 

[AlwaysDancing]

He hopes this is true because he models himself on said sloth

She’s lost in a cave somewhere … following an old map … looking for that one eyed willy.

 

[Dadoftwo87]

She’s lost in a cave somewhere … following an old map … looking for that one eyed willy.

he dances like no-one is watching

 

[cactusjack0584]

he dances like no-one is watching

Watches alwaysdancing while they are dancing like no one is watching

 

[AlwaysDancing]

he dances like no-one is watching

Not a lie

Watches alwaysdancing while they are dancing like no one is watching

He watches @Dadoftwo87 watching me … while also offering BBC style commentary.

“And now … as the Dancer begins to do the Hustle … the Dad can be seen doing a hustle of his own!”

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Not a lie

He watches @Dadoftwo87 watching me … while also offering BBC style commentary.

“And now … as the Dancer begins to do the Hustle … the Dad can be seen doing a hustle of his own!”

commentary style from BBC isn't the only thing he loves about the BBC

 

[SimonSex]

Thinks the outgoing cashier at Trader Joe’s actually takes an interest in his choice of frozen Kung Pao chicken.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Thinks all chicken is orange, since they exclusively eat a Chinese restaurants.

 

[SimonSex]

The 1999 Ford Focus wouldn’t start this morning, so it was a Razor Scooter for the commute today.

 

[subdudeme13]

Ran over a herd of cattle on his commute!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Thinks all chicken is orange, since they exclusively eat a Chinese restaurants.

Only eats at taco bell.

 

[all_circuits_go]

Only eats at taco bell.

Can only orgasm while listening to ABBA