~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[AlwaysDancing]

Invented synchronized swimming

Invented synchronized fucking. Teams of twenty people locked in perfectly synchronized, Olympic level fucking. It hardly seems fair that for inventing the sport, he only got the bronze.

 

[Sammysub07]

Invented synchronized swimming

coached the team. We all wore cactus swimsuits!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Invented synchronized fucking. Teams of twenty people locked in perfectly synchronized, Olympic level fucking. It hardly seems fair that for inventing the sport, he only got the bronze.

Thinks synchronized swimming is when all the swimmers set their watches to the same time…

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Thinks synchronized swimming is when all the swimmers set their watches to the same time…

Nooo. It’s swatches. Isn’t it?

Offered to sell me a swatch from the collection stashed in his beard.

 

[Sammysub07]

Thinks synchronized swimming is when all the swimmers set their watches to the same time…

showed up and thought a stop watch was what he needed

 

[sexymanfun]

Once lived in a yellow submarine

 

[Sammysub07]

Once lived in a yellow submarine

takes a bath with a toy submarine

 

[sexymanfun]

https://media.tenor.com/1bJN6IRIpy8AAAAM/cheeky-wise-ass.gif

Is a cheeky bum looker

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is a cheeky bum looker

Regularly gets caught orange fingered and still says he didn’t take the last Cheeto

 

[Sammysub07]

Is a cheeky bum looker

These are supposed to be baseless

Sings "I like big butts and I cannot lie" everyday driving to work

 

[AlwaysDancing]

These are supposed to be baseless

Sings "I like big butts and I cannot lie" everyday driving to work

Sings “big butt” playing pin the tail on the donkey. Hates the game, but loves the blindfold.

 

[HollyS]

Sings “big butt” playing pin the tail on the donkey. Hates the game, but loves the blindfold.

Volunteered to be the donkey during a masochistic phase.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Volunteered to be the donkey during a masochistic phase.

Dizzy brats can’t play the game worth a damn and now I have holes all up my back.

She has sex in painted camouflage and calls k out “fuck me like you can’t see me!”

 

[Coyote100]

D

Has never danced with a woman without it ending with a slap to his face.

 

[Taegul]

If it wasn't for the brutal touring schedule, he would have been the sixth Spice Girl....Sparkly Spice.

 

[fakingadulthood]

The hat in his av is actually the only thing covering his brain ever since the tragic, freak marshmallow factory accident that claimed the top of his skull

 

[HollyS]

The hat in his av is actually the only thing covering his brain ever since the tragic, freak marshmallow factory accident that claimed the top of his skull

Was more upset that the marshmallow factory had to shut down than he was bothered by the fact that Taegul lost his skull.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Was more upset that the marshmallow factory had to shut down than he was bothered by the fact that Taegul lost his skull.

Has the skull and uses it each morning for her lucky charms

 

[Noor]

Has the skull and uses it each morning for her lucky charms

They never move off the couch

 

[HollyS]

They never move off the couch

Says she's a citizen of the world, but is actually from the planet Xerox.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Says she's a citizen of the world, but is actually from the planet Xerox.

Xerox is A world.

Has studied the planet Xerox since childhood and has determined the entire planet is just one big copy.

 

[HollyS]

Xerox is A world.

Has studied the planet Xerox since childhood and has determined the entire planet is just one big copy.

Thinks it's okay to claim you're a citizen of this world when you're really a citizen of that world.

Orrrr, maybe believes all who exist belong to one world.

 

[Jaws82]

Thinks it's okay to claim you're a citizen of this world when you're really a citizen of that world.

Orrrr, maybe believes all who exist belong to one world.

Has the caramilk secret and refuses to give it up

 

[HollyS]

Has the caramilk secret and refuses to give it up

I..... don't know what that is. But you're right - I'm not giving it up!

Has a collection of bottle caps that he claims are vintage, but really they're just soda bottle caps he colored with a marker.

 

[Jaws82]

I..... don't know what that is. But you're right - I'm not giving it up!

Has a collection of bottle caps that he claims are vintage, but really they're just soda bottle caps he colored with a marker.

You don’t have Cadbury Caramilk bars??? What has trump done to your country !!