~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[HollyS]

You don’t have Cadbury Caramilk bars??? What has trump done to your country !!

Yeah, I don't know what those are?!?

We have Cadbury Eggs...

 

[Jaws82]

Yeah, I don't know what those are?!?

We have Cadbury Eggs...

Strange. You’re missing out on so much. Caramilk, coffee crisp. The good kitkat

 

[HollyS]

Strange. You’re missing out on so much. Caramilk, coffee crisp. The good kitkat

Oh, she has her own thread. Looks very tasty!

Getting back to *this* thread - once ate a KitKat while drunk and thought he was eating a Caramilk.

 

[Coyote100]

Oh, she has her own thread. Looks very tasty!
Getting back to *this* thread - once ate a KitKat while drunk and thought he was eating a Caramilk.

Her avatar was taken right before she licked a frozen lamp post. Took her 20 minutes to let go of it.

 

[HollyS]

Her avatar was taken right before she licked a frozen lamp post. Took her 20 minutes to let go of it.

Volunteered to pee on my tongue to get it unstuck from the lamp post. (I declined, which is why it took twenty minutes!)

 

[Artfan2]

Volunteered to pee on my tongue to get it unstuck from the lamp post. (I declined, which is why it took twenty minutes!)

Wears turtlenecks all the time.

 

[HollyS]

Wears turtlenecks all the time.

Sent me a turtleneck with the image of a turtle knitted into the design.

At least, I *think* it was a turtle.

 

[Artfan2]

Sent me a turtleneck with the image of a turtle knitted into the design.

At least, I *think* it was a turtle.

Keeps asking me if I have a turtle.

 

[HollyS]

Keeps asking me if I have a turtle.

Keeps asking to show me his turtle.

 

[Artfan2]

Keeps asking to show me his turtle.

Frequently spends time at petting zoos but never takes any children with her.

 

[Sammysub07]

Created an adult petting zoo but still couldn’t get his turtle petted.

 

[base10]

Created an adult petting zoo but still couldn’t get his turtle petted.

Wants to be the main attraction in said adult petting zoo

 

[Sammysub07]

Wants to be the main attraction in said adult petting zoo

Stand in a bunny costume outside of the zoo with a sign that says pet me

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Stand in a bunny costume outside of the zoo with a sign that says pet me

Owns a variety of bunny 'tails' that she wears on a near daily basis.

 

[Sammysub07]

Owns a variety of bunny 'tails' that she wears on a near daily basis.

Is a new distributor or bunny tails

 

[Coyote100]

Is a new distributor or bunny tails

She is only person who insists on wearing her glasses in the shower.

 

[Noor]

She is only person who insists on wearing her glasses in the shower.

He eats while standing on his head.

 

[HollyS]

He eats while standing on his head.

Tried eating while standing on her head, but the ice cream melted and ran up her nose!

 

[Sammysub07]

Tried eating while standing on her head, but the ice cream melted and ran up her nose!

Magically threw a towel for ice cream clean up but she’s so stealthy no one saw her!

 

[smtst5]

Magically threw a towel for ice cream clean up but she’s so stealthy no one saw her!

Has the ice cream truck music as her ring tone

 

[Sammysub07]

Has the ice cream truck music as her ring tone

Thought the milkshake song was an ice cream truck ringtone!

 

[smtst5]

Thought the milkshake song was an ice cream truck ringtone!

She brought all the boys to the yard

 

[HollyS]

Bought an old ice cream truck hoping to attract Sammy with the music. Drives around random neighborhoods disappointing kids because he never bothered to get any ice cream to sell.

 

[HollyS]

She brought all the boys to the yard

I doubt that's a lie, BTW!

 

[smtst5]

Bought an old ice cream truck hoping to attract Sammy with the music. Drives around random neighborhoods disappointing kids because he never bothered to get any ice cream to sell.

Is jealous of my lucrative beer truck business