~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[fakingadulthood]

Isn’t really a tequila guy but people give him weird looks if he says he’s a “worm drowned in booze” guy

 

[QwertyMaster]

He has a shrine to me built in his bedroom.

 

[cheekygirl75]

He has a shrine to me built in his bedroom.

Doesn’t actually know how to type.

 

[fakingadulthood]

Doesn’t actually know how to type.

Her avatar isn’t actually a haughty woman posing with a whip, it’s a woman with a broken lightsaber complaining furiously to the guy at the shop in galaxy’s edge

 

[Taegul]

He covers his body with Scratch n Sniff stickers before going out to bars. They're great ice breakers.

 

[chame1eon]

He covers his body with Scratch n Sniff stickers before going out to bars. They're great ice breakers.

He is scratch and sniff. No stickers needed.

 

[EctoJohn]

He is scratch and sniff. No stickers needed.

They started this thread.

 

[Coyote100]

He is single because he watches too many cartoons on tv and spends endless hours playing computer games.

 

[chame1eon]

He's not really been tamed by anything.

 

[EctoJohn]

He is single because he watches too many cartoons on tv and spends endless hours playing computer games.

This is supposed to be a lie.

 

[fakingadulthood]

This is supposed to be a lie.

He has a waiting list for throatpies because his cum tastes like ecto cooler

 

[SimonSex]

Plays a recorder in the woods most Sundays.

 

[Taegul]

He got so tired of the ice cream machine at McDonald's being broken, he spent a small fortune to buy his own two years ago. It worked for one weekend and has been shut down ever since.

 

[fakingadulthood]

He has the world’s most comprehensive collection of vintage Soviet erotic film reels

 

[Mewalkabout]

Once ate a hot wheel car

 

[EctoJohn]

Specifically dislikes the sound of running water.

 

[SimonSex]

Still saves Cap’n Crunch box tops for valuable prizes.

 

[Jodaily]

Loves bathing and masturbating in a tub full of mayonnaise.

Actually, that sounds good

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

He's the lead singer of a very popular band and could get any woman he wants while on tour but has decided hanging out on Lit is better

 

[Mewalkabout]

Wears nun outfit to grocery shop

 

[SimonSex]

Has been a vegan all of his life, but only while he sleeps.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Thinks clouds are cotton candy and it will be theirs one day!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Thinks clouds are cotton candy and it will be theirs one day!

His best friend is a bear

 

[Trubbycat]

Frightens people on public transportation with spoon tricks

 

[SimonSex]

Has a pink satin Powderpuff Girls jacket