~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[ALovelyNudist]

Is actually a virgin

 

[Booboobear84]

Is lazy with no ambition and drive, and not at all competitive

 

[Trubbycat]

Is terrified of claymation puppets on television

 

[fakingadulthood]

Had pitched an X- Rated, hand animated, musical adaptation of catcher in the rye to Disney over 10 times

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Had pitched an X- Rated, hand animated, musical adaptation of catcher in the rye to Disney over 10 times

Nearly convinced ten animators to leave Disney to make it underneath the new “Fuxar” label. Those animators are pervs.

 

[fakingadulthood]

Nearly convinced ten animators to leave Disney to make it underneath the new “Fuxar” label. Those animators are pervs.

Outbid me for all 10 animators and has had them curating a private library of cgi fuxking ever since

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Outbid me for all 10 animators and has had them curating a private library of cgi fuxking ever since

Maybe if you bid more than ten dollars an hour and all the coffee they could drink …

They actually never drink coffee which is why the MIB has them under constant surveillance.

 

[fakingadulthood]

Maybe if you bid more than ten dollars an hour and all the coffee they could drink …

They actually never drink coffee which is why the MIB has them under constant surveillance.

Has used the flashy-memory-eraser thing the mib has to watch the usual suspects and sixth sense again without knowing the twists

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has used the flashy-memory-eraser thing the mib has to watch the usual suspects and sixth sense again without knowing the twists

Thinks the flashy thing has to do with revealing what’s beneath the trench coat. Except people never ever forget that.

 

[SimonSex]

In a volatile market, moved an allocation from gold to Hot Wheels

 

[EctoJohn]

Is the sole owner of a company that manufactures small cloth bags for board and roleplaying gamers to carry their dice in, but doesn't actually sell dice.

 

[SimonSex]

Writing a novella about words that rhyme with avocado

 

[Jodaily]

Loves long walks on the beach alone and always brings his Vaseline.

 

[SimonSex]

Restocks gumball machines for the mafia.

 

[Jodaily]

Likes gumball machines. Think it’ll maintain that strong sexy jaw line.

 

[EctoJohn]

Likes to tell people about raising world championship level penguins.

 

[SimonSex]

Apprenticed at the gondola building workshop in Venice.

 

[Jodaily]

Clandestinely works as a frog trainer.

 

[fakingadulthood]

Standard rates only get Joweekly, daily costs extra

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is actually four chihuahuas in a trench coat

 

[SimonSex]

Has the entire Creedence songbook memorized

 

[peter252]

Is a trained priest

 

[SimonSex]

Is a trained priest

If only the Catholic Church trained them away from molesting children.

Is never without a pack of Tic Tacs.

 

[Coyote100]

He doesn't put any info in his profile out of fear ICE will find him and deport him to Liechtenstein.

 

[HollyS]

Calls himself a coyote, but is actually half chupracabra.